Ross and Chandler: Hey!
Chandler: She still didn't call?
Joey: Your sister stood me up the other night.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you? ?
Ross: What is that?
Ross: Well did you try calling her?
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowing me off.
Customer: Excuse me, we had two chef salad.
Ursula: Oh, and how were they?
Customer: No, we haven't had them yet, we are still hoping to have them.
Phoebe: Um you, you got a minute.
Ursula: Um, yeah, I'm just...working.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Ursula: Oh, wow! You remembered! Oh! It's a Judy Jetson thermos!
哦，哇哦，你还记得！哦，这是 Judy Jetson热水瓶。
Phoebe: Right, like the kind you...
Ursula: Right. Oh, I got something for you, too.
Phoebe: How'd you know I was coming?
Ursula: Um, yeah, um, twin thing.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this. I can't believe you... did this.
Phoebe: So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?
Ursula: Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Phoebe: Does he know?
Phoebe: Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.
Ursula: He is? Why?
Phoebe: You got me.
Ursula: Right. Excuse me. Doesn't this come with a side salad?
Phoebe: So, um, are you gonna call him?
Ursula: What? Do you think he likes me?
Phoebe: No, Joey.
Ursula: Oh. No, no, he is so smart. He'll figure it out. Do you want some chicken?
Phoebe: No. No food with a face.
Ursula: You have not changed!
Phoebe: Yeah, you too.
Ursula: Thanks. Excuse me? My side salad? Service here is horrible, now I know what people mean.
Rachel: Hi, remember us?
Nurse: Mmm hmmm.
Monica: Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one because uh, you see, II, I put the wrong name again. because um...
Nurse: You're that stupid.
Monica: I am. I'm that stupid.
Rachel: Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check.
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Rachel: Yeah, I know... I'm I'm just not that bright either. Mon, I am sorry, but last night what I said, I don't think anything you are like your mother.
Monica: That's all right, and you know, I don't think you were selfish of running out of marrying.
Rachel: Oh, I am sorry I said you were a cow in high school.
Monica: That is okay, I was a cow.
Rachel: I know, I am just sorry I said it.
Chandler: Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father. Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Ross: Do you have a point?
Chandler: You know, you think I would.
Chandler: What's up with the simian?
Ross: It's just a fur ball.
Chandler: All right.
Chandler: Okay... whose turn is it?
Ross: Yours, I just got 43 points for 'KIDNEY'.
Chandler: No, no, you got zero points for 'IDNEY'.
Ross: Where's where's my 'K'?
Ross: You've got to help me my monkey swallowed a 'K'!
Nurse: You get that animal out of here.
Ross: No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do.
Monica: What's going on?
Chandler: Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.
Nurse: Excuse me. This hospital is for people!
Ross: Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He touches himself when nobody's watching.
Ross: Please, please have a heart!
Dr. Mitchell: I'll take a look at him.
Rachel and Monica: Oh, thank you.
Dr. Mitchell: Rachel.
Joey: Urse. .ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.
Phoebe: Listen, um...
Joey: No, no, no, don't say "listen." I know that "listen." I've said that "listen."
Phoebe: I'm sorry.
Joey: I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
Phoebe: Yeah, um... You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talking crazy that night, I was so drunk!
Joey: You don't drink.
Phoebe: That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!
Joey: Oh, Urse...
Phoebe: Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.
Joey: Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?
Phoebe: If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?
Joey: No. No, I, I couldn't do that.
Phoebe: Um, then yes, it's because of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.
Joey: Then, uh, then I'm sorry.
Phoebe: You know...You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Joey: I know.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just because we're breaking up or...what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Phoebe: Yeah. Oooh...
Ross: He looks so tiny.
Joey: We just got the message.
Phoebe: Is he alright?
Ross: Yeah. The doctor got the 'K' out. He also found an "M" and an "O."
Chandler: We think he was trying to spell out 'MONKEY.'
Ross: Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.
Chandler: So, you feel like a dad yet?
Ross: No, why?
Chandler: Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. That's very "dad."
Monica: Oh, look, he's waking up!
Ross: Hey, fella! How you doing?