Ross: Err Rachel, we're running low on resumes over here.
Monica: Do you want a job with Popular Mechanics?
Chandler: Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones you work for.
Rachel: Hey look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, okay? I can not be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me."
Phoebe: Oh, Paper cut! Paper cut!
Joey: Here, here, here.
Phoebe: Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice!
Rachel: Okay, you guys we're almost done. We've only got 20 more to go.
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Rachel: Yeah. Why?
Ross: Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper" skills.
Rachel: Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?
Joey: No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
Chandler: You know I know they call this a love seat but I'm not feeling anything special towards you.
Monica: Hey, guys.
Rachel: Hi, ladies.
Rachel: Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail?
Monica: Lots of responses.
Rachel: Really? Sure, we have scones left!
Rachel: Okay read them to me.
Phoebe: "Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry. However..."
Rachel: We have apple cinnamon...
Monica:"Dear Miss. Greene...." Yeah, yeah! No.
Phoebe: Your Visa bill is huge!
Rachel: Give me that.
Chandler: You know I don't believe you. Yolanda is so great. Why won't you go out with her again?
Ross: I don't know.
Chandler: ls this still about her whole "The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?
Ross: No, It's not just that. It's just I want someone who does something for me... you know, who gets my heart pounding. Who makes me....
Chandler: Little playthings with yarn?
Chandler: Could you want her more?
Chandler: Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!
Ross: Look, I'm totally, totally over her.
Ross: No, we're fine.
Joey: Shut up!
Chandler: We're not saying anything.
Ross: Joey cried last night.
Joey: Thank you.
Chandler: We were playing poker, alright?
Joey: There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright.
Ross: You should have seen him. "Read them and weep!"
Chandler: And then he did.
Rachel: You know, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like some guy thing? Like some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Ross: No. women are welcomed to play.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Then, what is it? Some kind of, you know like, some kind of, you know like... Alright, what is it?
Chandler: There are just don't happen to be any women in our game.
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women who know how to play poker.
Monica: Oh please, that is such a lame excuse. It's a typical guy response.
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Rachel: But you could teach us.
Chandler: Okay, so now we draw cards.
Monica: So I wouldn't need any right? 'Cause I have a straight.
Girls: Oh, good for you! Congratulations!
Chandler: Okay Pheebs, how many do you want?
Phoebe: I just need two. The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs.
Chandler: No, Pheebs, you can not...
Rachel: Oh hey I have the 10 of spades! You want it? Here.
Ross: No, see, you can't do that.
Rachel: No no no no, that's okay I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Ross: Oh, you're... You're going for fours. Chandler, could you? Thanks, man.
Monica: Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.
Joey: Whoa Whoa Whoa, Monica what are you doing?
This is poker game, you can't serve food with more than one syllable.
It's gotta be like chips or dip or pretz.
Monica: Well, I hope you'll let it slide just this once. I was all out of "pretz."
Chandler: Okay, so at this point, the dealer...
Monica: You know, we've got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks!
Ross: Now you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy.
你确定吗？ 因为菲比刚扔掉俩十一点(杰克) 因为"杰克们"长得好像不开心。
Phoebe: But I'm ready. So just deal.
Chandler: Okay, alright last minute lesson! Joey.... Three. Eight.
Eight. Three. All right, very good.
Monica: Damn it, damn it, damn it!
Chandler: See Monica, Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was.
Monica: Yes! !
Chandler: Downright and gutsy.
Phoebe: I see, so then you were lying.
Joey: About what?
Phoebe: About how good your cards were.
Joey: I was bluffing.
Phoebe: Aha! And...what is bluffing? Is it not another word for lying?
Rachel: Okay, sorry to break up this party, but I've got to go fax resumes before work.
Chandler: Whoa Whoa Whoa, Rach Rach We've got to settle.
Rachel: Settle what?
Chandler: The Jamestown colony of Virginia. See, King George is giving us the land so....
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Rachel: Oh, right.
Joey: You know what, you guys, it's their first time. Why don't we just forget about the money.
Girls: Hell, no. We'll pay!
Phoebe: Monica, I had another answer already.
Monica: And you know what? We want a rematch.
Ross: Well that's fine with me. Could use some money.
Rachel: Oh, you really are enjoying this, aren't you?
Boys: Well, yeah, I am.
Rachel: So basically you get your yayas by taking money from all of your friends.
Chandler: Yes, and I get my yayas from IKEA.
Chandler: You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Ross: Look, Rach, this is poker. I play to win.
I know it for me to win, other people have to lose.
So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a nice guy.
Because once those cards are dealt....
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