Phoebe: Hey, woo, woo, why is the air in here so negative?
Chandler: Rachel lost Marcel.
Phoebe: Oh, no! How?
Monica: He pooped in my shoe.
Phoebe: Which one?
Monica: Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Phoebe: No, which one? The right or left? Because the left one is lucky.
Rachel: Come on, you guys! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Joey: All right. You're a monkey, you're loose in the city. Where do you go?
Chandler: Ok, this's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room.
Rachel: Oh, my God! Come on, you guys! He is gonna be home any minute. He's gonna kill me!
Monica: Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor. Phoebe and I'll take the third and fourth.
Rachel: What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
Monica: OK, you stay here, and just wait by the phone, spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you.
Rachel: Anyone wanna trade?
Mr. Heckles: What do you want?
Monica: Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey, have you seen it?
Mr. Heckles: I left a Belgian waffle out. Did you take it?
Phoebe: Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?
Mr. Heckles: I wasn't ready for it.
Monica: The monkey, have you seen a monkey?
Mr. Heckles: Saw Regis Philbin once.
我只见过 "理吉斯菲邦" 一次。
Phoebe: OK, thank you, Mr. Heckles.
Mr. Heckles: You owe me a waffle.
Rachel: OK, he's a black capuchin monkey with a white face...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side. Okay, thanks.
Ross: Hey, how did it go today?
Rachel: Oh, great! It went great. Really great. Is that wine?
Ross: You want some?
Rachel: Oh, I would love some. But you know what, let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kind of crazy. You wanna go to Newark?
Ross: Okay, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...I was, kinda want to run some by you. You know how we were, you know, talking before...about relationships, and stuff.
Rachel: Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this! Okay, quick and painful.
Rachel: Oh, God! Okay, all right. All right, okay. Ross, please don't hate me.
Ross: What? What?
Rachel: You know, Marcel? I kind of, kind of lost him.
Ross: I can't believe this. I mean all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment!
Rachel: I know, I know. I'm sorry.
Ross: You know what, I guess it's partially my fault, you know, I shouldn't ask you to start off with the monkey, should start you off with like a pen or a pencil.
Rachel: Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, and I've got everybody looking for him and I got.
Rachel: Who is it? Animal Control. You see. I've even got Animal Control.
Ross: You called Animal Control?
Rachel: Why? Do you not like them?
Ross: Marcel is an illegal, exotic animal.
Ross: I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me.
Rachel: Oh, OK, well, now, see, you never ever ever told us that.
Ross: 'cause I never expected you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
Rachel: Thanks for coming.
Luisa: Somebody called about a monkey?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, you know what, that was a complete misunderstanding.
Ross: Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we didn't.
Rachel: Turned out it was a hat. Cat! Cat! What did I say?
Monica: We checked the third and fourth floor, no one's seen Marcel.
Ross: My uncle Marcel.
Phoebe: ls that who the monkey's named after?
Luisa: OK, are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is punishable...by up two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.
Phoebe: Oh, my God! You put that poor little creature in jail?
Monica: Pheebs, remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Phoebe: Yes, but there isn't always time.
Monica: I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat. First of all, we haven't been introduced. I'm Monica Geller.
Luisa: Oh, my God, you are! And you're Rachel Greene!
Luisa: Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? I sat behind you guys in homeroom.
Rachel: Luisa! Oh, my God! Monica! It's Luisa!
Ross: Wait, I went there too!
Monica: Luisa! From homeroom!
Luisa: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Monica: Not at all.
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me.
Luisa: Would it have been so hard to say, "Morning, Luisa". or "Nice overalls?
难道说句 "早安，露莎"。."或 "好漂亮的连身裤" 那么难吗？
Monica: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Luisa: Yes, not so much you. You were fat, you had your own problems. But you. What a bitch!
Monica: You know, be that as it may...Do you think you just help us here out that monkey thing, you know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
Luisa: I could. But I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine.
Phoebe: Dang dang dang, Sorry.
Joey and Chandler: Marcel? Marcel?
Girl A: Hi, can I help you?
Chandler: We're kind of having an emergency, and we were looking for something.
Joey: A monkey.
Chandler: Yes, have you seen any?
Girl A: No, I haven't seen the monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Joey: Sure, sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way?
Girl A: Of course!
Joey: Oh. Then, no.
Girl B: Taste this Daiquiri, there's too much rum here?
Girl A: Just a second. Help to find your monkey!
Chandler: Oh, no no no wait wait wait. No, wait! We may not know anything about radiators per se,...but we do have certain amount of expertise in the heating and cooling milieu.
Joey: Aren't we kind of in the middle of something yet?
Chandler: Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help. And they're very hot!
Joey: We can't, all right? We're sorry. You've no idea how sorry, but We promised we'd find this monkey.
Joey: If you see him, he's about this high and answers to the name Marcel. So if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.
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