Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty.
Joey: No way! Mr. Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, the toughest snack there is.
Ross: I don't know, you don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're crazy!
Monica: Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
Ross: I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
Rachel: Oh, that is so sick.
Chandler: I feel violated. And not in a good way.
Phoebe: How can people do that? Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
Chandler: I'll say yeah. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves; we didn't have to play any games.
Monica: So have you called her yet?
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane?
All: Guys. It's gross.
Chandler: It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? I'm right, right?
Joey and Ross: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle.
Monica: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
Phoebe: Oh, God, come on, just do it! Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
注释：testosteroney:testosterone睾酮; 睾丸素（男性荷尔蒙的一种）。Phoebe 是用很形象的方式告诉 Chandler 别老那么大男子主义。
Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. I got her machine.
Joey: Her answer machine?
Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Chandler: Oh, nononono. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase "Yes indeedo."
Monica: Look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!
Ross: Okay, okay, what's going on?
Phoebe: Okay, they're just talking.
Ross: Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?
Phoebe: No, no actually, he's smiling...And... Oh my God, don't do that! !
Ross: What? What? What? !
Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon!
Chandler: And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Chandler: Hey Rach!
Monica: How did it go?
Rachel: You know, it was, uh... it was actually really great.
Rachel: He took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room, and I had that chicken, where you know you poke it and all the butter squirts out...
Phoebe: Not a good day for birds...
Rachel: Then we took a walk down to Bendall's, and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel.
Ross: That's nice...now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Rachel: Right, well, we never actually got to that... Oh, it was just so nice to see him again, you know? It was comfortable, it was familiar...it was just nice!
Ross: That's, that's nice twice!
Monica: Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?
Joey: Duh, where have you been?
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! I mean he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, you know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?
Chandler: I have my reasons.
Monica: Okay, how about the fact that he's engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?
Rachel: All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know it's stupid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!
Rachel: I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.
Barry: No, it wasn't.
Rachel: Ooh, and it's so nice having this little sink here...
Chandler: Then with authority, hang up.
Ross: Will you just leave her the message already?
Chandler: OK, all right, fine. Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. Bye bye. Oh God! Oh, God.
Monica: That's what you've been working on for the past two hours? !
Chandler: Hey, I've been honing!
Ross: What was with the dishes?
Chandler: Oh, uh... I want her to think I might be in a restaurant... You know? I might have some kind of life, like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours.
Monica: Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Go away! Stop looking in here!
Monica: Great, now he's waving back.
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Monica: What kind of stuff?
Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
Phoebe: You cook naked?
Joey: Yeah, toast, oatmeal...nothing that spatters.
Chandler: What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.
Barry: What's the matter?
Rachel: Oh, it's just...Oh, Barry, this was not good.
Barry: No, it was. It was very very good.
Rachel: Well, what about Mindy?
Barry: Oh, way, way better than Mindy.
Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?
Barry: Well, if you want, I'll just—I'll just break it off with her.
Rachel: No. No no no no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.
Bernice: Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Barry: Thanks, Bernice. Let's go away this weekend.
Rachel: Oh, Barry! Come on, this is all way too...
Barry: But wait, wait, we can, go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh...it was really nice. You would've liked it.
Rachel: I had a bra.