Monica: Mother, all I'm saying is, just once, can we go to lunch and not talk about what I'm wearing or how one doing my hair or where my career is going, Or who I'm dating?
Waiter: Well, are you ready for the check yet?
Monica's mom: Yes.
Monica: God, yes.
Monica: I'll take it.
Monica's mom: No, darling.
Monica: I said I'll take it. Here, take it. Go. Run.
Monica's mom: Very sweet. And on what they pay you...
Monica: Mom, you don't have to worry about me. Okay? I'm doing fine.
Waiter: I'm afraid this has been denied.
Monica: That's impossible.
Monica's mom: That's all right, dear. Here you go.
Joey: How could someone get to hold your card number?
Monica: I have no idea, but look how much they spent.
Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said you only have to pay for the stuff you bought.
Monica: Still, it's just such reckless spending.
Ross: I think when somebody steals your credit card they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
Monica: That's me.
Chandler: You see, when I say geek, I mean oh, The hell with it, you bought a $70 mop, you're a geek.
Phoebe: Oh, The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again.
Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp. Stop humping. Now, Marcel, come, come back, Come here, Marcel.
Rachel: Oh, no. Not in my room. I'll get him.
Monica: Ross, You've got to do something about the humping.
Ross: What? It's It's just a phase.
Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey.
Ross: You'd think you guys would be just a little more understanding.
Phoebe: I know. But we're not.
Ross: Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.
Rachel: Marcel, stop it. Marcel. Bad monkey.
Rachel: Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you are not still going over that thing.
Monica:This woman's living my life.
Monica: She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me. Look at this. Look. She buys tickets to plays I wanna see. She buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people. She spent $300 on art supplies.
Rachel: You're not an artist.
Monica: Yeah, I might be if I had the supplies. I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, come on. You do cool things.
Monica: Really? Let's compare, shall we?
Rachel: Oh, it's so late for "shall we." Do I go horseback ride in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
哦，现在说 "好吗" 有点太迟了。我到过公园骑马吗？我在新学校上过课吗？
Monica: It's so unfair. She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.
Chandler: How about Joey Paponi?
Joey: No, still too ethnic.
Joey: My agent think I should have a name that is more neutral.
Joey: Plus, you know, I think it should be Joe. You know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big which I'm not.
Chandler: Joe, Joe, Joe Stalin?
Joey: Stalin. Stalin. Do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me. But you're more plugged into that show business thing.
Joey: Joe Stalin. You know, that's pretty good.
Chandler: You might wanna try Joseph.
Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that.
Chandler: Oh, yes. Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
哦，是的，"别了，鸟儿" 乔瑟夫·斯大林主演。"屋顶上的小提琴手" 中的乔瑟夫·斯大林。
Monica: Hi. Yes, this is Monica Geller. I believe I'm taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were. Oh, I've had a recent head injury and certain numbers stays...Barbecue. Oh, did l? See, there you go.
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Monica: All right, great. Great. Thanks a lot. I'm going to tap class. What? So you can dance with the woman that stole your card?
Monica: I want to see what she looks like.
Rachel: Go to the post office I'm sure they got a picture up.
Monica: This woman's got my life. I should get to see who she is.
Rachel: Ok, Monica, you know what, honey? You're kind of losing it here. This is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Phoebe: This is madness. This is madness! I tell you. For the love of God, Monica, don't do it.
Phoebe: Thank you.
Monica: What do you think?
Phoebe: Lots of things.
Monica: Which one do you think she is?
Teacher: May I help you?
Monica: Oh, no, thanks. We're just here to observe.
Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class. Spare shoes are over there.
Rachel: What does she mean?
Phoebe: I think she means "You dance a dance class."Come on, come on.
Monica: Ok, do you see anybody you think could be me?
Teacher: People, last time there were some empty yogurt containers lying around after class. Let's not have that happen again.
Rachel: She could be you.
Teacher: Let's get started. Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight.
Monica: Okay, I'm not getting this.
Phoebe: I'm totally getting it.
Monica: Do you ever feel like sometimes you're so unbelievably uncoordinated?