Ross: Why...why would he need a blade?
Dr. Baldhara: If he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns...you got to give the little guy something. Otherwise, it's just cruel.
Joey and Chandler：He got into San Diego.
Joey: We came back from our walk. The phone was ringing....
Chandler: He's in.
Ross: Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? It’s San Diego. San Diego.
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean San Diego's all well and good...but if you give it to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit...and give you 20% of the gate.
Rachel: Where the hell have you been?
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
Monica: I think I kissed an archbishop. But, of course, it could've been a chef.
Rachel: Are you drunk?
Monica: No. I'm lying. I am so drunk.
Rachel: Oh, God. Monica, you know what? You could've called. I've been worried Monica.
Monica: Water rules.
Rachel: Yes. Yes, it does.
Rachel: Ok, look. The restaurant called again today. They wanna know if you're showing up for work.
Monica: Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today.
Rachel: Ok, Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job. This is not you.
Monica: No, it is me. I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows...and pays the bills as soon as they come in.
Monica: You know, when I'm with her, I'm so much more than that. I'm Monana.
Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is. Hold on a second please. Monana, it's for you. The credit card people.
Monica: Hello. Yes? Oh, my God. Thanks.
Monica: They've arrested Monica.
Fake Monica: Hi.
Monica: How are you?
Fake Monica: Not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my color. How did you know I was here?
Monica: Because I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
Fake Monica: That I was not expecting.
Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.
Fake Monica: Oh, thanks.
Monica: No, thank you. You have given me so much.I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing "Memo".
老实说你只开口唱了 "Memo" 而已。
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women...and you're worried about who'll take you to the Big Apple Circus?
Monica: Well, not worried, you know, just wondering.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica.You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Monica: Not necessarily.
Fake Monica: Yes, necessarily. I mean I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the Amish thing.
Monica: I'm not actually Amish.
Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?
Teacher: You, by the door, in or out?
Teacher: You're in the back. You're getting it all wrong.
Monica: But at least I'm doing it.
Voice: This is the final boarding call for Flight 67 to San Diego, boarding at gate 42A.
Phoebe: Okay, goodbye, little monkey guy. All right, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it till you get on the plane.
Ross: Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.
Chandler: Okay, bye, champ. Now I know there'll be a lot of babes in San Diego...but remember, there's also a lot to learn.
Joey: I don't know what to say, Ross. It's a monkey.
Ross: Just say what you feel, Joey.
Joey: Marcel, I'm hungry.
Ross: That was good.
Rachel: Marcel, this is for you. It's just, you know, something to...err...do on the plane.
Ross: If you guys don't mind, I'd like a moment just me and him.
All: Oh, sure. Absolutely. Go ahead.
Ross: Marcel, come here. Come here. Come here. Well, buddy...this is it. Just a couple of things I wanted to say.
Ross: I'm really gonna miss you. You know, I'm never gonna forget about you.
Ross: You've been more than just a pet to me. You've been more like a...
Ross: Okay. Marcel. Marcel. Would you leave my leg alone? Would you stop humping me for two seconds? Okay, Marcel, would you just take him away? Just take him.
Man: Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand...that I might touch thy cheek.
Interviewer: That's fine. Thank you. Next.
Joey: Hi, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio.
我来试演 "马丘修" 角色的。
Joey: Holden McGroin.