Phoebe: I thought you knew that.
Chandler: No, who doesn't like me?
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for...eh No. Everyone.
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Don't feel bad. You know, they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and you know, now you're all like Mr. Boss Man. Mr. Big. Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing.
Chandler: I can't believe it.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. They even do you.
Chandler: They "do" me?
Phoebe: You know, like, okay: "Could that report be any later?"
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
Joey: Yeah, you do.
Ross: The hills are alive with the sound... of music."
Joey and Ross: My scone. My scone.
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true. That is so not...That is so no...That...Oh, shut up.
Monica: Did not.
Ethan: I am telling you, Up until I was like 9... I thought the"gunpoint" was an actual place where crimes happened.
Monica: How is that possible?
Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. "A man is being held up at Gunpoint." "Tourists are being terrorized at Gunpoint." And I just kept thinking, "Why do people continue to go there?" Oh, I should go.
Monica: Unless you wanna stay over. I mean, I'm going to. So...
Ethan: Yeah, I really like that. Before we get into any staying-over stuff... there's something you should know.
Monica: Okay. Is this, like, "I have an early class tomorrow" or "I'm secretly married to a goat"?
Ethan: Well, it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not.... Well, I mean, I haven't ever....
Monica: Are you a virgin?
Ethan: Well, If that's what you kids are calling it these days, then...yes, I am.
Monica: Wow, I mean, you did just such a good kisser. I would never have known.
Ethan: Well, I've excelled at every level I've been to, I just.... I just haven't been to that particular one yet. I've kind of been waiting for the right person.
Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right? Wow.
Monica: You keep saying that.
Ethan: You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man... it is nothing like that.
Monica: Listen, listen. You told me something that was really difficult for you. And, I figure if you can be honest, then, I can too.
Ethan: Oh, God. Don't tell me I did it wrong.
Monica: No, no, no. Nothing wrong about that. Okay. Here goes. I'm not 22. I'm 25... and 13 months. But I figure, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, What hell does it matter how old we are? Basically, I'm nuts about you. You know I knew after the first time we kissed. And I had a Tic Tac in my tongue. You didn't even mention it.
不不不。我不是说那个。好。我说了。我不是二十二岁。我今年二十五岁……零十三个月。但我想，这没有任何影响。我是说，年龄差距那根本就不是个事。总之，我迷上你了。我们第一次接吻我就知道了。我舌头上有一粒Tic Tac糖（Tic Tac是一种糖的品牌），你连提都没提。
Ethan: I just thought you were naturally mint. Listen...as long as we're telling stuff I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said.
Monica: You're not a senior?
Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior... in high school.
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh God, I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial.
Ethan: I just had sex.
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Ethan: You never told me how old you are.
Monica: That's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Ethan: I wasn't thinking. I was too busy falling...
Monica: Don't say it.
Ethan: In love with you.
Monica: Well, fall out of it.
Monica: You know, you shouldn't even be here. It's a school night. Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm like those women that...you see... with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.
Ross: Okay. Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra. Alrighty. Byebye. It's just easier in that way.
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Rachel: No. Forget it.
Chandler: Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy?
Rachel: All right. Fine. Well, you were not the only one there. Joey was there too.
Joey: All right..
Ross: Was there... anybody...anybody else there?
Ross: You sure? Nobody...handing out mints or anything? …
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Joey: Tell me, was it like you and Chandler, then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?
Rachel: You know what?
Rachel: There were times...when it wasn't even me.
Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys.