Monica: Another good point.
Phoebe: No, I mean, I mean, when you're at the fifteenth date, you know, you're already in a very relationship place. You know, it's...you're committed. Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out.
Monica: Why isn't it working out?
Rachel: I don't know...sometimes it doesn't.
Monica: Is he not cute enough for you? Does he not make enough money?
Rachel: No, I'm just...
Phoebe: Maybe there's someone else.
Monica: Is there? Is there someone else?
Rachel: No! There is... there is no one else!
Monica: Then why the hell are you dumping my brother? !?
Chandler: Hey, big... spender.
Joey: She's still asleep.
Chandler: So how'd it go?
Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Chandler: The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.
Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got...man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!
Chandler: Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.
Joey: It was amazing! And not just for her...uhuh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind, but all my other senses are heightened. It's like...I was able to appreciate it on another level.
Chandler: I didn't know you had another level.
Joey: I know! Neither did I!
Monica: Hey, great skirt Birthday present?
Monica: Oh, from who?
Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.
Monica: Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27B?
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, you know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided this- this whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Monica: Oh, why?
Rachel: Because, I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him. I would be going out with all of you. Oh, and there would just be all this pressure, and I don't wanna...
Monica: No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Monica: I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but...I'll be good. I promise.
Rachel: Who is it?
Intercom: It's me, Carl.
Rachel: Come on up.
Monica: Behind my brother's back? Is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.
Joey: Seven hundred bucks!
Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? You know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Chandler: Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?
Joey: What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this?
Carl: I'm just saying, if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! Don't get me wrong...I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!
我是说如果我再看见，Ed Begley, Jr.在那电车上，我就举枪自尽！别误会我的意思，我个人并不反对环保，只是我讨厌那家伙。
Ross: I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
Rachel: Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.
Ross: Fine, just stop thinking about me. Can't do it, can you?
Rachel: So I'm thinking about you. So what?
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
Rachel: Well...he happens to be a very nice...guy.
Carl: I mean, come on, buddy, get a real car!
Ross: Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.
Rachel: Ross, it's too hard.
Ross: No, no, no...why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, II've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.
Rachel: Ross, you're like my best friend.
Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?
Rachel: Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?
Ross: No. But...it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? So, the only question is...are you attracted to me.
Rachel: I don't know...I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.
Ross: Well, start looking.
Carl:Exactly! And you just know I'm gonna be the guy caught behind this hammerhead in traffic!
Rachel: Right! You're right! Heh...you know?
Rachel:I forgot...I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so...if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... I mean-I'm sorry. III gotta go. I'm sorry.
Rachel: Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.
Man: For God's sake, will you let it go? There's no Rachel!
Ross: Oh, hey, hey, I got that. Thanks, sweetie. No problem. I can't wait for you to meet my friends.
Julie: Really? You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
Ross: No, no, they will. I just...uh...
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Ross: Come on, they're gonna love you.