Chandler: Hey. - All: Hey!
Monica: So how was Joan?
Chandler: I broke up with her.
All: Oh, Why?
Ross: Don't tell me, 'cause of the big nostril thing?
Chandler: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.
Rachel: Oh come on, they were not that huge.
Chandler: I'm telling you, she leaned back; I could see her brain.
Monica: How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?
Joey: Hold it, hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one.
Joey: When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple. Drove me nuts.
Chandler: You or me?
Ross: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
Joey: You guys are messing with me, right?
Joey: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, "whoa."
Phoebe: So, you name one woman that you broke up with for a actual real reason.
Chandler: Maureen Rosilla.
Ross:"'Cause she doesn't hate Yanni," is not a real reason.
Monica: Hello, Mr. Heckles.
Mr. Heckles: You're doing it again.
Monica: We're not doing anything.
Mr. Heckles: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
Rachel: You don't have birds.
Mr. Heckles: I could have birds.
Monica: OK, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.
Mr. Heckles: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Rachel: All right, bye-bye.
Chandler: OK, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky.
Ross: We'll give you Janice.
Phoebe: I miss Janice though. "Hello, Chandler Bing."
Rachel: "Oh, my, God."
Joey: "Oh, Chandler, now, yeah, that's it. There, faster!"
Monica: Stop with the broom, we're not making noise.
Rachel: We won. We won!
Monica: Mr. Heckles.
Rachel: How did this happen?
Mr. Treeger: He musta been sweeping. They found a broom in his hand.
All: Oh, dear God.
Monica: That's terrible.
Mr. Treeger: I know. I was sweeping yesterday. It could've been me.
All: Sure. Sure.
Ross: Sweeping. You never know.
Mr. Treeger: You never know.
Phoebe: OK, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!
Chandler: OK, Phoebe.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know there're a lot of things outa there that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
Joey: Such as?
Phoebe: Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
Phoebe: Nah. Not really.
Ross: You don't believe in evolution?
Phoebe: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
Ross: Too easy? Too...The process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms, is-is too easy?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just don't buy it.
Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
Phoebe: OK, don't get me started on gravity.
Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
Phoebe: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
Chandler: Uh-oh. It's Isaac Newton, and he's pissed.
Mr. Treeger: There she is. And over there, that's the other one. This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Heckles' attorney. He'd like to talk to you.
Monica: What can we do for you?
Mr. Boyle: All right, kids. Here's the deal. According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to "The noisy girls in the apartment above mine."
Monica: Well, what about his family?
Mr. Boyle: He didn't have any.
Rachel: OK, so let's talk money.
Mr. Boyle: All right, there was none. Now, let's talk signing. You be noisy girl number one, you be noisy girl number two.
Monica: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?
Monica: Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
Rachel: Have you ever seen so much crap?
Chandler: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap.
Joey: Check this out. Can I have this?
Ross: How can you not believe in evolution?
Phoebe: I don't know, just don't. Look at this funky shirt!
Ross: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life.
Ross: Ok, and I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, OK? You can-can literally see them evolving through time.
Phoebe: Really? You can actually see it?
Ross: You bet. In the U.S. , China, Africa, all over.
Phoebe: See, I didn't know that.
Ross: Well, there you go.
Phoebe: Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?