Chandler: Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."
Joey: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
Chandler: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate brings home dry-cleaning.
Chandler: Well that's excellent.
Rachel: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.
Monica: Rach, I think we have enough regular lamps.
Rachel: What? Come on, it's not like, it's not like I'm asking for this girlie clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.
Monica: It doesn't go with any of my stuff.
Rachel: Well, what about my stuff?
Monica: You don't have any stuff.
Rachel: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
Rachel: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just someone who rents a room.
Rachel: OK, while you "mmm" on that for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.
Ross: OK, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
Phoebe: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts.
Ross: Please tell me you're joking.
Phoebe: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Ross: No, no, no, Pheebs, we can't!
Phoebe: Why not? What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you?
Phoebe: No, what’s that all about? You know what I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
Ross: Is there blood coming out of my ears?
Joey: Check it out, check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.
Chandler: Wow, he looks so normal.
Phoebe: He's even kinda cute.
Joey:"Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school."
Chandler: Funniest? Heckles?
Joey: That's what it says.
Chandler: Wow, Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I.He was right. Would you listen to that?
Phoebe: I'd call that excessive.
Chandler: Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. And he was in the scale modeler's club, and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thought they were cool.
Joey: So, you were both dorks. Big deal.
Chandler: I just think it's weird, you know? Heckles and me, Heckles, and me, me, me and Heckles...Hey, would you knock it off?
Joey: Have you been here all night?
Chandler: Look at this. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them.
Chandler: Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, too smart, makes noise when she eats. This is, this is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did.
Joey: Chandler, Heckles was a nutcase.
Chandler: Our trains are on the same track, OK? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.
Joey: All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.
Chandler: What if I never find somebody? Or even worse, what if I've found her, but I dumped her because she pronounced it 'supposably?'
Joey: Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.
Chandler: How do you know that? How?
Joey: I don't know, I'm just trying to help you out.
Chandler: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone.
Chandler: Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
Joey: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doing. I mean, what if we're over her folks' place?
Chandler: Yeah, I understand.
Joey: You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right?
Chandler: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
Joey: Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo? Supposably.
Chandler: Hi, it's me.
Janice: Oh, my, God.
Phoebe: Janice? You called Janice?
Chandler: Yes, Janice. Why is that so difficult for you to comprehend?
Ross: You remember Janice, right?
Chandler: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
Janice: Helloo! !
Joey: Geez, look how fat she got.
Janice: Hey, it's everybody.
ALL: Hi, Janice.
Chandler: Janice, you're...
Janice: Yes, I am.
Chandler: Is it...
Janice: Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. You are looking at a married lady now.
Everyone: Oh, yeah.
Janice: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. I couldn't wait for you forever.
Chandler: You couldn't've told me about this over the phone?
Janice: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Oh no, Janice likes to have her fun.
Monica: Hey, Rach. You know what we haven't played in a while? - Rachel: What?
Monica: Hide the Lamp.
Rachel: Monica, let it go.
Monica: Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?
Rachel: Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.
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