Rachel: Me neither.
Joey: Me too.
Monica: Guys, we bought the tickets.
Phoebe: Oh, well, then you'll have extra seats you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.
Chandler: Why did you look at me when you said that?
Monica: Well, I guess now, we can't go.
Rachel: What? Come on, you do what you wanna do. What? We always have to do everything together?
Monica: You know what? You're right.
Monica: All right. We're gonna go.
Monica: It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.
Ross: Geez! Are you ready?
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa! What? You-you had sex today?
Chandler: Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it. I was awesome, ok? She was biting her lip to stop from screaming.
Chandler: Now I know it's been awhile, but I took it as a good sign.
Ross: Still doing the screening thing?
Chandler: I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.
Machine: Comes the beep, you know what to do.
Jade: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Chandler: Bob here.
Jade: Oh, hi.
Chandler: So, uh, you met someone, huh?
Jade: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Chandler: So, uh, how was he?
Jade: Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I'd to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
Chandler: Well, that makes me feel so good.
Jade: It was just so awkward and bumpy.
Chandler: Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool style, that you're not familiar with. And uh maybe you'll have to get used to it.
Jade: Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it if you know what I mean?
Monica: You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.
Ross: Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.
Chandler: So let's go.
Ross: Well maybe, you know, maybe we should stay for one song.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Monica: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Joey: Come on you guys, one more time.
Phoebe: Ok. One.
Monica: That was amazing!
Ross: Excellent, that was excellent.
Chandler: I can't believe the guys missed this.
Ross: What guys? Oh, yeah.
Young Man: Excuse me, you're Monica Geller aren't you?
Monica: Do I know you?
Young Man: You used to be my babysitter.
Monica: Oh my God, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?
Steve: Good, good, I'm-I'm a lawyer now.
Monica: You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.
Steve: Listen, it was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage.
Monica: Uh, wait, backstage?
Steve: Oh, yeah, my firm represents the band.
Ross: Ross. - Chandler: Chandler.
Steve: How are you? Look, you guys wanna meet the group?
Steve: Come on. So, look, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?
Ross: Hey, you guys.
Rachel: Happy birthday.
Ross: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Rachel: Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours?
Monica: Yeah, ours pretty much sucked too, oh, but, I did run into little Stevie Fisher. Do you remember him?
Rachel: Oh yeah. I used to babysit him. Hey, how's his dad?
Ross: Uh, aside from that, the whole evening was pretty much a bust.
Chandler: Yeah, we, we really missed you guys.
Joey: Yeah, look-look, uh, we were just saying, this whole thing is so stupid.
Phoebe: We just, have to really, really, really, not let stuff like this, well money, get like - Is that a hickey?
Monica: Oh, no, I just, I fell down.
Rachel: On someone's lips? Where'd you get the hickey?
Monica: You know, a party, or...
Rachel: What party?
Ross: Well, It-it wasn't a party, so much as a...a gathering of people, with food, and music, and, and-and the band.
Joey: You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish?
Chandler: Yes, apparently Stevie and Hootie are like this.
Rachel: Who gave you that hickey?
Monica: That would be the work of a Blowfish.
Rachel & Phoebe: Oh!
Phoebe: I can't believe it. I can't believe this.
Phoebe: Oh! We're just like, sitting at home, just trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck" Aw!
Ross: Eh look, don't blame us. You guys could've been there, you know.
Rachel: What, as part of your poor friends outreach program?
Monica: Oh great, it's work. Can I?
Chandler: Look, I don't know what to say. I'm-I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Joey: And we don't work hard?
Monica: Yeah, hi, it's Monica. I just got a page.
Chandler: I'm just saying that we, sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.
Joey: Oh, and you feel like we hold you back.
Chandler: Yes. - Rachel: Oh!
Monica: Leon, Leon, wait. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor.
Monica: That was not a kickback, all right? Come on, I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. OK.
Monica: I just got fired. -Phoebe: Oh.
Waitress: Here's your check. That'll be 4.12.
Joey: Let me get that.
Joey: You got five bucks?
Machine: Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
Jade: Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob. I'm-I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, It has been 3 years, and you're probably seeing someone else now.
Jade: But if we could just have one night together, just for old time's sake, one hot, steamy, wild night...
|警探奈特3：独立（2023） Detective Knight: Independence|
|鬼玩人崛起（2023） Evil Dead Rise|
|盟约（2023） The Covenant|
|母亲本色（2023） The Mother|
|龙与地下城：侠盗荣耀（2023） Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves|
|疾速追杀4（2023） John Wick: Chapter 4|
|超级马力欧兄弟大电影（2023） The Super Mario Bros. Movie|
|彼得·潘与温蒂（2023） Peter Pan & Wendy|