Phoebe: Yeah, because otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
All: Well. Oh...
Rachel: Ohh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come off.
The hair comes out, and the gloves come off：豁出去了（要开始认真做某事）。这是一句俗语。来源于带着帽子和手套的淑女，准备开始认真做某事的时候，摘下帽子（露出头发），脱下手套，拿出气势。
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
Monica: Okay. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Paula: Wait wait. . we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!
Monica: Can you believe it? You know what? I just don't feel the thing.
Monica: I mean, they feel the thing. I don't feel the thing.
Paula: Honey. . you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
Monica: I know. it's gonna be really hard.
Paula: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.
Monica: No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.
Joey: Do you have any respect for your body?
Ross: Don't you realize what you're, you're doing to yourself?
Chandler: Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease.
Chandler: The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
Rachel: Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
Chandler: Really? He does? Hey, buddy! What's up? Oh, she told you about that, huh?
Chandler: Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big. Well, that's true.
Chandler: Gee, you know, no one… no…one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks!
Rachel: God, he's good.
Ross: If only he were a woman.
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock?
Lambchop： Lambchop 是儿童节目。
Chandler: If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
Ross: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.
Monica: Hey. Where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Rachel: I think he's across the hall.
Ross: There you go.
Chandler: Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-tart? .. Pheebs?
Phoebe: Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-tart?
Ross: Hey, I might!
Phoebe: I'm sorry. You know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb.
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Phoebe: And on my way over here I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe?
Joey: What's going on?
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
Joey: Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear.
Rachel: Uh, Joey.
Joey: Oh, God!
Monica: Please, guys, we have to talk.
Phoebe: Wait, wait, I'm getting a déjà vu...no, I'm not.
Monica: Alright, we have to talk.
Phoebe: There it is!
Monica: Okay. It's,it's about Alan.
Rachel: Oh, speak of which, tell him we are on for the Renaissance Fair next weekend.
Monica: Guys, before you get into that, there's something that you should know.
Monica: I mean, there's really no easy way to say this...I've decided to break up with Alan.
Ross: Is there somebody else?
Monica: No, nononono...it's just...you know, things change. People change.
Rachel: We didn't change. .
Joey: So that's it? It's over?
Joey: Just like that?
Phoebe: You know. . you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just… I…
Monica: Look, I, I could go on pretending.
Monica: No, but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan. It wouldn't be fair to you!
Ross: Yeah, Well, who wants fair? I just want things back, you know, the way they were.
Monica: I'm sorry.
Chandler: Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!
Rachel: I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays coming up… I wanted him to meet my family.
Monica: I'll meet someone else. There'll be other Alans.
All: Oh, yeah! Right!
Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay?
Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine.
Ross: We're just gonna need a little time.
Monica: I understand.
Monica: I'm really sorry.
Alan: Yeah, I'm sorry too.
Alan: But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.
Alan: Yeah, I mean, I had a great time with you. I just can't stand your friends.
Rachel: Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?
Rachel: That was fun.
Ross: Yeah. He could row like a Viking.
Ross: So how'd it go?
Monica: Oh, you know.
Phoebe: Did he mention us?
Monica: He says he's really gonna miss you guys.
Ross: You had a rough day, huh...
Monica: You have no idea.
Ross: Come here.
Chandler:...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
All: No no no!
Chandler: I don't care, I don't care! Game's over! I'm weak!
Chandler: I've gotta smoke! I've gotta have the smoke!
Phoebe: If you never smoke again , I'll give you seven thousand dollars!
Chandler: Yeah, alright.