Phoebe: So, I figured it out.
Phoebe: Why Scott doesn't wanna sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.
Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Phoebe: Really? So sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended you know, so sweet.
Joey: Pheebs look, if you wanna know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.
Phoebe: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yum.
Rachel: I mean it's a cat, you know, it's a cat.
Rachel: Why can't they get one of those bugs, you know, one of those fruit flies, those things that live for like a day or something? What're they called, what're they called, what're they called?
Michael: Fruit flies?
Rachel: Yes! Thank you.
WAITER: So, would you like any dessert?
Michael: No! No dessert, just the check, please.
Rachel: Oh no, you're not having fun, are you?
Michael: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Rachel: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his...Julie.
Rachel:I just want to get over him. God, I just, why can't I do that?
Michael: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me, you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
Rachel: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Michael: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."
Rachel: Over you, that's what it is. Closure. Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel...woo...
Guy: Hang on.
Rachel: Hello, excuse me, hi.
Rachel: Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
Guy: I'm talking!
Rachel: I can see that. I...just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. OK, you're being a little weird about your phone.
Guy: All right, fine, I'll call you back.
Rachel: Thank you. Okay.
Rachel: Machine. Just waiting for the beep.
Rachel: Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael.
Rachel: And you know, you see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I, am, over you, and that, my friend, is what they call closure.
Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, no...No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day.
Monica: OK, you say stop, we stop.
Chandler: OK, stop.
Monica: No, Come on, we can't stop, Come on, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo Woo.
Ross: Hey Rach. - Rachel: Ahhhh.
Ross: Oh. And how was the date?
Rachel: Umm, I think there was a restaurant...I know there was wine...
Ross: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toys, did Monica say...What? Why, why are you looking at me like that?
Rachel: I'm sorry, I don't know, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember.
Ross: OK. Oh-oh-oh. There they are.
Rachel: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me?
Ross: No, I stayed at Julie's last night.
Ross: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?
Rachel: Oh yeah, go ahead.
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you.
Ross: Who's Michael?
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the...
Ross: You're over me?
Rachel: Ohhhhhhhh God.
Ross: Wha...you're...-Rachel: Ohh, God.
Ross: You you're over me?
Ross: When, when were you...under me?
Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh...What?
Rachel: Ohh, OK, OK, OK, well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
Ross: You've, had feelings for me?
Rachel: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
Ross: Woah. Huh. You know about my, I mean, you know I had...you know?
Rachel: Chandler told me.
Ross: Chandler. When did he...when did he...when did he?
Rachel: When you were in China.
Rachel: Meeting Julie.
Ross: Julie. Julie. That's. Oh God. Julie, Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, you know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, and, I'm gonna walk, I'm walking and I am standing.
Ross: OK so you uh, and now wha...and now, now, now you're over me?
Rachel: Are you over me?