Oh, yeah, there she is.
Look at you looking just like me--
强大 黑暗 无敌帅气
strong, dark and smokin' hot.
So what do you say, girl?
You ready to bring a little flavor to the neighborhood?
Well, uh, I was just going for a jog, but sure.
I was talking to my smoker, Dave.
Getting ready for the Yardecue this weekend.
Oh, yeah. That's right.
Your last Yardecue was the day we moved in.
Can you believe that we've been neighbors for a year?
I know. It feels like so much longer, right?
So, what can I do to help?
Uh, you can start by wearing longer shorts.
The only sausage I want to see around here is on my grill.
besides, Dave, I'm the big dog around here.
It's my neighborhood, my Yardecue.
Yeah, well, now that I've been here a year,
isn't it our neighborhood?
Couldn't it be our Yardecue?
Or dare I say, Our-decue?
That's... that's funny, man.
等等 卡尔文 拜托
Well, hold on. Calvin, come on.
I really want to be a part of it.
All right, fine. What do you want to do?
Well, you know, I don't mean to brag,
but back ome in Kalamazoo,
I was kind of known for my barbecue.
We called it "Kalama-Q."
Yeah, you're on napkins.
Come on. An-Any chump could bring a bag of napkins.
You said it, I didn't.
Well, at least put me in charge of desserts or drinks,
or what about music?
Okay. Okay, fine.
May-Maybe not music,
but putting me on napkin duty feels like--
I don't know-- a waste of my talents.
Okay, well, uh,
you want to do plates, too?
All right, plates.
Got my foot in the door.
Great. Now go put your foot in some pants!
- Hey, Ma. - Hi, Mama.
Hey, boys. How was work?
Oh, it was great!
One of our satellites discovered water...
不是你 马蒂 我是问马尔科姆
Not you, Marty. I meant Malcolm.
Oh, it was kind of cool, Ma.
I like being a security guard.
Today, I got to handcuff somebody
who tried to sneak in without their ID badge.
Hey, man, I told you, I left it in the car!
Well, how was I supposed to know you was telling the truth?
You saw it in the cupholder when I drove you to work.
You know what? Thank you for getting me the job, little bro,
and, uh, don't forget your badge tomorrow.
是啊 马蒂 专业点
Yeah, Marty. Be more professional.
Well, my smoker's clean, my knives are sharp,
and my playlist is ready.
I'm gonna start out with a little Earth, Wind & Fire.
And I'm gonna end it with some Jimmy Buffett.
- Jimmy Buffett? - Jimmy Buffett?
It cracks me up to see Dave dance.
I'm so proud of you for letting him be a part of the Yardecue.
Wait a minute. You're letting Dave help out?
Oh, it's nothing.
I'm just letting him bring napkins and plates.
等等 等等 等等 等等
Uh, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You gave Dave napkins and plates?
I've been stuck on folding chairs for ten years!
And when you get that right,
I'll give you napkins and plates.
Uh, wait a minute.
承认吧 老爹 你喜欢戴夫
Admit it, Pop. You like Dave.
- What? - Yeah.
-什么 什么 -是啊
- What?! What?! - Yeah.
Don't nobody like no damn Dave.
Baby, you two look pretty happy
in your photo at the top of Splash Mountain.
He just got sprayed in the face by the mechanical rabbit.
It's why I bought the photo.
Okay, uh, what about that farmer's market
y'all went to last Sunday?
It's a farmer's market. You got to take a white dude.
Baby, there's no shame in admitting that you like him.
是啊 他是个好人 爸爸
Yeah, he's a good guy, Dad. Yeah.
And he's a good neighbor.
Fine. I mean, maybe he a'ight.
You love him!
You love him!
Want to be together.
Oh, that feeling.
-缇娜 -你好 杰玛
- Hey, Tina. - What's up, Gemma?
Can I borrow some milk?
Sure. What kind do you want?
我们有杏仁 燕麦 椰子 澳洲坚果
We have almond, oat, coconut, macadamia.
Oh, so you don't have milk?
I'll just go to the store.
Hang on, hang on! Before you go,
I got you a present.
It's for our one-year anniversary as friends.
That's so sweet.
I didn't get you anything. I feel bad.
Oh, you don't have to feel bad.
I... Let me see what you got!
It's a... It's a, uh...
It's just like the one I have that you complimented me on.
Oh, what a good memory you have.
Do you love it?
Well, to be honest...
No, no, no, but listen.
I really appreciate the thought, honestly.
I'm sorry. I just...
I figured you would like it.
And maybe we'd be twinsies.
Gemma, you don't have to be sorry.
I mean, we're not gonna always like the gifts
that we give each other. Like
those hoop earrings that I gave you that you hate.
I don't hate those earrings.
I love them.
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