No mail. Again.
嘿 传送门 联♥系♥爸爸
Hey, Portal, call Dad.
♪ 当利率降下来 ♪
♪ When the rates fall ♪
♪ 他们会再融♥资♥ ♪
♪ They will refi ♪
♪ 那就是房♥产经纪人的摇篮曲 ♪
♪ And that's the Realtor's lullaby ♪
Why are they still crying?
Do you think they know they're chubby?
It took us a while,
but we finally named our babies.
This is Poppy,
because that's my favorite flower.
And this is George,
because he came out looking curious.
You know, like Boy George.
Oh, hey, Portal, answer.
How's my little ice queen?
Didn't love being called that in high school,
don't love it now.
你好啊 宝贝 总是有很多人问我
Hey, honey. Um, people keep asking --
tell me again what you're doing?
Detecting the presence of neutrinos beneath the South Pole.
好吧 打住 我还是继续告诉他们
Yeah, you -- you can stop. I'm just gonna keep telling them
you're searching for the snow monster.
You can't come downstairs to talk to us?
I've been gone for a month.
Wait. So, that's my hair in the drain?
Honey, is everything okay?
You look a little sad.
Oh, no, no.
I was sad earlier, and my face froze that way.
But no regrets about
turning down that cushy tech job in L.A.
我是说 没错 我想念比尔了
I mean, yeah, I miss Bill
and the safety of other women around,
but Grandpa was right.
This is the time of life to have an adventure.
Is this a bad time?
不 不 这已经成为我们的新常态了
Oh, no. No, this is our new normal.
- Yeah. - We never sleep.
Well, I know all about sleep deprivation.
The sun never sets here,
-所以我已经好几天没睡过觉了 -好吧 真有趣
- so I've been up for days. - Yeah, that's fun.
-真好 宝贝 -我现在醒着都能做梦
- Really nice, honey. - I dream awake now.
Hang on a second. Haley.
Haley, I know that you are committed to breastfeeding
and the book,
but I think it's time that you considered formula.
It will help the babies sleep,
and the pediatrician said it is perfectly healthy.
I'm living proof. I was a formula baby --
- had a full set of teeth at six months. - Yeah.
But the book says --
Uch, the book.
What do you have against my book?
It is called "Your Parents Did Everything Wrong."
Dr. Goode is a celebrated pediatric life coach.
And can you tone down the negativity?
Chapter six says that it can cause an allergy to peanuts.
Oh, man, no kid should grow up without Snoopy.
Sounds like a crazy morning.
I miss those.
My research partner, Yngvar, doesn't speak English.
Is me who did that?
Except for what he learned from reruns of "Family Matters."
So that can be a little annoying
having a research partner not speak your language,
but I could also try and learn his language,
which I have.
Wake them, and I kill you.
If this is role-playing,
I'd like to play the part of disgusted son.
I'm making a promo video for my dog-bed company.
And Stella's the star, of course.
Today we're recording her voice.
And I am doing the Spanish version.
Who's directing it?
I don't know. Me, I guess.
Wow, that's a punch in the gut.
怎么了 曼尼 你想来执导吗
Why, Manny? Do you want to direct it?
Some of our best artists started out making commercials.
Am I better than Spike Jonze or Guillermo del Toro?
Listen, normally I would just
cook up some fake reason why you couldn't direct it,
but in this case, I have a real excuse.
Your old girlfriend, Sherry,
is the voice of Stella.
Jay, how could you?
After she broke his heart when she got repulsed
by the idea of getting married to him?
More overwhelmed than repulsed,
as I remember it.
She's already on our website
as Stella's voice.
Changing that now
could be jarring for our fans.
Like when they made
my GPS lady British.
I'd rather be lost
than talked down to by a snob!
I need to prove to myself that I'm over her,
that I can rise above it and be professional.
Fine, but if your emotions
get in the way of this production,
you will never work in dog-bed commercials again.
My only passion
is helping you realize your creative vision.
By day's end, Sherry will be mine.
Oh, no, which icon's birthday
are we celebrating today?
Uh, Lauren Bacall's.
We're dropping tulips by her grave later,
but that's not what this is.
No, I'm having some at-risk students over.
- Why, you ask? - I'm good.
Well, 'cause I want to bond with these kids.
I want them to know that even though
the rest of the world's given up on them,