孩子们 吃早餐了 卢克 吃点水果吧
Kids, breakfast! Luke, why don't you have some fruit?
Nah, I'm good.
Fine. I'll have some.
Phil! Slow down!
I'm sorry, Claire.
Unlike at home, I'm the captain here.
我靠 菲尔 别闹了
Damn it, Phil, knock it off!
You know, I like having these.
We should get some for the house.
No, you're not going to ask me "What time is lunch?"
every day through a talkie-walkie.
Cam, we need to talk about this.
We -- We have these lamps at home.
Okay, we have boat lamps.
I know. It's so validating.
It's like that time we saw our can opener
in that dog-food commercial.
We rented a houseboat.
My dad wanted us to take a big lake trip
so we could see the first total eclipse in 99 years.
You know, growing up on a farm,
I always fantasized about lake life.
Yeah. You know, ?anyone can go to the lake.
Only the elite can sleep on it.
My parents used to take Claire and me
every summer when we were kids.
Oh, I just never dreamed I would marry into a lake family.
We have this pillow, too.
I'm beginning to question our taste.
Oh, don't be ridiculous. We have great taste.
What's all this, then?
The doctor said absolutely no sun
while I'm on these antibiotics.
And what would happen?
Because if it's anything short of death,
I-I think you should risk it.
-早上好 -早安 有人饿了吗
- Morning. - Good Morning! Who's hungry?
Manny, how do you take your eggs?
Like God made 'em.
Manny, what are you doing?
This isn't Manny.
He's trying to reinvent himself for college.
He's going for a strong, silent type.
?Hey, don't try to define me, man.
"Manuel"'s gonna last five minutes.
It is what it is, man.
All right, everybody, listen up.
- The eclipse is happening at exactly -- - We know, we know, we know.
-我们知道发生的确切时间 爸爸 -对
- We know exactly when it's happening, Dad. - ?Yeah.
You told us.
Then just make sure you get back here
- so we can watch it together. - No problem.
Hey, Dad, you know Hugh Duncan from Just Closets?
That pretentious half-Brit
that refers to closets as "wardrobes"?
Son of a gun. I always liked him.
Yeah, something like that happens
makes you realize how precious life is, huh?
Somebody kill me.
Ben and I have been dating a few months now,
and things have been going so well,
I decided to invite him on our family vacation.
We knew it would take some --
I could listen to you talk forever.
We knew it would take some convincing.
It's bad enough that I have to see Ben's stupid face
at the office every day.
You want to bring him on our trip?
Just because he bugs you
doesn't mean this will ruin your vacation.
He's a huge reason why I need a vacation!
I mean, I can see both sides.
Ohhh. Does anyone know if these pancakes are gluten-free?
-我受不了了 -什么 怎么了
- I can't! - ?Why? What's wrong?
I can't listen to you talk about gluten anymore!
Or mouth guards or airborne allergens
or any of your other weird afflictions!
- Has anyone seen my big hat? - ?No.
You know what? Traveling together was a big mistake.
Let's just... do our own thing.
What are you guys up to today?
- Water skiing. - Boat stuff.
What am I looking at?
Okay, relax. You all act like you've never seen a caftan before.
I just needed full breathable coverage today.
The fact that it looks so great is just a bonus.
- What's that? - ?"Groovy Guppies."
I'm gonna binge-watch the last season.
I never heard of it.
Get out of whatever your mommy's got you doing.
Your life is about to change.
I'm going down to the little store to buy some sunglasses.
I'm thinking something fun.
All right. Well, don't get anything too garish.
Hey, sexy! Party on the island!
- Yum! - Yum!?
- What are you doing? - What was that?
- That was a boy! - That was a girl!
- What are you talking about?! - What are you talking about?!
Whatever that was,
we're going to his/her party before Ben finds me.
邓菲队 五人组 你们准备好出发了吗
Team Dunphy, D to the five. You guys ready to go?
Yeah, what do you feel like doing?
We were thinking maybe a hike?
看看植物 动物 还有...
A little flora, fauna, and --
Forget it. We're going to a party.
But if you're looking for something fun,
the rental guy gave us this pamphlet.
谢了 我们已经有一个了 不过...
Thanks. We already got one, but --
Oh. Yours is different.
Ours has sunrise chair yoga,
watercolors at water's edge,
and something called... cloud study?
Yeah, they gave that one to Grandpa, too.
We got the old people one?
No! Why would they do that?
Looks like you guys got some fluffy ones out today.
That one looks like a bunny.
Ah. It feels like we're in St. Tropez.
I don't trust lakes.
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