Do we really have to leave?
Yeah, can't we just stay a couple more days?
I know -- it's killing me.
Tomorrow's open-mic night at the Apollo.
Look, we'll all come back. I love it here, too.
Compared to New Yorkers, I'm laid-back.
Now, come on.
Get upstairs and pack, or else you might miss your flight.
After a great week in New York,
I had to get to Raleigh for the Carolina Closet Caucus.
Phil and I have always wanted
to drive across the country together,
so we thought we'd make a road trip of it.
-再见 孩子们 -再见
- Bye! Bye, guys! - Bye! Bye! Bye!
We'll miss you!
Okay, here's the deal -- We're staying another night.
You heard mom and dad. They said no.
Well, we'll still get home before them. They'll never know.
Oh, come on. Andy and I just broke up.
I'm not ready to go back and face life.
Come on, how would we even pay for the hotel?
We can use Luke's carnival settlement money.
No way! I earned that.
I'm the one who fell off that ride.
We were the ones who really suffered.
We couldn't turn on lights or make loud noises
until your head got small again.
We can't use that money. It's for college.
好啦 好啦 花了吧
Okay, okay, let's spend it.
Oh, look -- that sushi restaurant we never made it to.
Oh, yeah. We tried.
They just never had a table for five.
We had a lot of fun, though, didn't we?
- Yes, we did. - Yeah.
Never got to get on
one of those horse-drawn carriages through the park.
Didn't know you could be allergic to carriage leather.
Still, just so much good family time.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
You could blow off the convention.
We could stay here for a romantic few days
but never tell the kids because we just made them go home?
That is the first time you've ever answered that question right.
Oh! Cam, it is so beautiful outside.
You got to --
We decided to spend the summer in Missouri.
But we arrived to find Cam's grandma on her deathbed.
Right where we left her at Thanksgiving.
Hey, um, I wish you'd be a little more mindful
of my family situation.
I'm sorry -- I didn't realize the vigil
had drifted out to the common areas.
Cam, come on.
She's 95 years old and plugged into a wall.
Maybe it's time to, you know...
什么 你什么意思 米奇尔
What? What are you saying, Mitchell?
That we should pull the plug?
Lord o' mercy.
Have you even taken your turn sitting with Gram?
没有 她才不想要我陪 她恨我
No, she doesn't want me there. She hates me.
Cam, she refers to me as "the sissy."
You heard that wrong.
She's hard to understand because of the dentures she inherited.
You know they were made from the keys of a child's piano.
What do you even say to someone in a coma?
Well, Mama's reading her poetry.
Lily's reciting scripture.
Pam and I are gonna sing a song we wrote when we were younger,
"Sweet Home Ala-gramma."
Okay, yeah, t-teach me that.
Oh, I'm sorry -- Is she your Ala-gramma?
Oh, fine. I'll think of something.
* 前进... *
* Onward -- *
This collar itches.
Stop it. You all look so handsome.
We look like The Three Amigos.
We were in Juarez
for my sweet 19-year-old cousin Marisol's third wedding.
It was so beautiful.
Thank God that they finished that tunnel in time
for her father to make it.
杰 别玩手♥机♥了 你错过了一切
Ay, Jay, stop with the phone. You're missing everything.
Hang on -- I'm trying to lock up some sausages
for Father's Day this weekend.
You wait till the last minute, you wind up eating
chicken and apple, like some damn hippie.
那妖妇 曼尼 跟我来跳舞
La Diabla. Manny, come dance with me.
Son of a bitch, that's good!
I see Gloria's avoiding me.
She's still mad because I forwarded her that mass e-mail.
Could be that, or it could be the last time you saw her,
you tried to steal me and kill her.
So, how is my sister?
'Course, with Joe and also her hot-sauce business,
she got a lot on her plate.
Hey, have you tried one of these Mexican cookies?
They just call them cookies.
I'll speak with Gloria later.
I have to drop this at the gift table.
My seat is cold, and the flowers wilted.
I see that my sister has been here.
Will you get over that?
She couldn't have been nicer. We talked about Joe.
I told her how well your hot-sauce business was going.
By the way, have you tried one of these cookies?
Why did you tell her about the sauce?
Everybody, get your things.
We have to leave Juarez right now!
What?! It took me 45 minutes to get into this outfit!
You know how crazy Sonia can be.
She's gonna be so jealous now that she knows
that I am a very successful businesswoman.
Aren't you 400 bucks in the hole on that thing?
You don't think this looks bad --
us walking out before dinner?
Joe has a fever, and he -- he's sweating very much.
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