Haley, your dad's on the phone.
He says it's urgent.
- He's with a surgeon? - I think he said "sturgeon."
Cam, is it "surgeon" or "sturgeon"?
I am ripping these stupid braces off the second I get home.
菲尔 别挂 我开免提 好吗
Phil, hold on. I'm gonna put you on speakerphone, okay?
Andy's on his way to propose to Beth!
We can't hear anything!
Just toss me the phone.
- No! No, no. - No, you're right.
We all have our strengths. I'm a great gift giver.
-老爸 -海莉 安迪要去跟贝丝求婚了
- Dad? - Haley, Andy's on his way to propose to Beth!
- That's very sweet! - It's not sweet!
Haley and Andy love each other, but they don't know it!
Is that true, honey?
Dad, what makes you think he's in love with me?
I could tell by the way he hugged you goodbye.
Phil, are you sure about this?
Claire, I think I know the look of love in another man's eyes.
This is crazy. Should I call him?
His phone's off, but he said he was going to the beach.
I know what beach he likes.
I thought you were the "Beach" he likes.
Oh, God, there they are.
Should I do this? I shouldn't do this.
I'm gonna do this.
什...亲爱的 亲爱的 等等 等等
W-- honey, honey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You got to be really sure of this.
You're gonna go over there and break them up for what?
To hang out or to date until the next guy comes along?
Who knows? But shouldn't we get a chance to find out what we are?
I'm just saying look down the road a little.
You're 21, and that looks like a guy
who is ready to settle down.
- Yeah. - Well, um...
I guess it's decided for me.
I feel like such an idiot.
不 亲爱的 不不不
No. Honey, no, no, no, no, no.
You have nothing to be ashamed of.
天啊 他们来了 快藏起来
Oh, God! Here they come! Hide!
Daddy looks tense.
He's just paying bills.
Is everything okay, honey?
Oh, you walked over here.
I just thought you Uber-ed everywhere.
-好吧 -好吧 我得呼吸一下
- Okay. - Okay, I got to breathe.
That's still free, isn't it?
Mitchell, it's not that bad.
Really? Because I haven't worked in weeks.
I have no prospects.
We're living off of a gym teacher's salary,
And -- and somehow I let you
talk me into buying the apartment upstairs.
What's going on? Are we poor?
No, while other daddy looks for a job,
I'm gonna be taking on some work
as a summertime driver's ed teacher.
How much can that pay?
Every little bit helps.
而且 米奇尔 在你意识过来前
And besides, Mitchell, before you know it,
you're gonna be back in a stuffy office
with some stuffy lawyers,
wishing you had taken advantage of this time.
Am I right?
Well, that doesn't not sound like me.
Exactly, so why don't you take this chance...
...to do something fun, find a hobby?
You know, every time we go to a gallery, you always say,
"I could paint something that stupid."
Well, prove it.
You know what? I have. I've always wanted to paint.
And the place upstairs is gonna be a rental gold mine --
只等我们刷上漆 配上家具 修好电路
Once we paint it, we furnish it, we fix the electric,
redo the plumbing,
and figure out why that brown spot won't stop growing.
Did you two really just waste your entire day quilting?
我们玩得很开心啊 是吧 亲爱的
We had a wonderful time, didn't we, sweetie?
I'm not crying anymore.
To help get her mind off of Andy,
Haley and I have been making a quilt
out of all her old clothes...
and some stuff I need Phil to stop wearing.
Oh, cool. That square is the same pattern as my kangol hat.
Can you believe how gorgeous it is outside?
And now it's gorgeous inside.
Because you're inside. Was that clear?
Hey, do you want to go quiz me on the periodic table?
He used the elements to say "Okay."
Well, that was fun for me.
Mom, can we drink now?
Honey, it's lunchtime.
That's a "Yes."
Why do I feel like you're enjoying this?
- What? - Sad Haley needs her mommy again.
I'm just helping her channel her broken heart
into something more positive.
Please, that's the saddest blanket
since the AIDS quilt.
Haley's wallowing in self-pity, and you're feeding off of it.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Mom, I'm just gonna go take a nap.
Oh, sweetheart, do you want me to snuggle with you
till you fall asleep?
Okay, that's it. Pity party's over.
Time for some Dunphy fun. We are going to the movies.
When was the last time you showered?
What day is it?
We will wait.
I know you can't tell me, but that B. Willis jungle gym --
That's Bruce Willis, right?
His kid goes here?
Well, we do pride ourselves on privacy here at Davenport,
but, uh, you may have a "Sixth Sense" about this.
I'll be damned.
He looks like the kind of guy
you want to have a beer with, you know?
We have one educator for every four children --
I have a question.
Uh, I attend high school with one of your graduates,
a Theodore Durkas.
Did you turn him into a monster, or was he always like that?
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