Let me get that, husband.
After a storybook wedding
and a magical honeymoon,
Mitchell and I are finally newlyweds.
Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable
in your own chair?
There's no more "My chair" Or "Your chair."
So we got back from our honeymoon several weeks ago,
and it feels like it never --
Never ended? Oh, my gosh.
It's like we have one mind and one heart.
And one chair.
Happy three-month anniversary.
Oh, is that today?
So, listen, I have this boring cocktail thing at the office,
but I should be home by 6:00,
and then we can head to the party.
给你的 小爸 大爸送的 又来了
For you, dad. From dad. Again.
Flowers? But you just got me flowers yesterday.
Well, you also had cereal yesterday.
And I wouldn't mind having some today.
Sure was nice when this house wasn't full of bees.
More syrup for milady?
何乐而不为 谢谢 您真好
Why, thank you, kind sir.
Claire, do we still have any of those cookies that you and Luke baked?
Are we the kind of family that has cookies for breakfast?
Yes, we are!
Oh, my god!
We are having...
...the most perfect summer...
Don't get me wrong,
the Dunphys have had some great days.
We just have a little trouble stringing them together.
Our record was eight consecutive blissful days --
It was our Hanukkah.
This summer, all the Dunphys are just clicking.
Yeah, Haley and Luke are getting along,
Alex is off building houses for the poor.
Which I know sounds awful, but she loves it.
My fashion blog is blowing up.
I started doing these live video chats,
and now I have over 50,000 subscribers!
Oh, plus, my hair has never looked better.
I'm not a religious person...
but I just woke up.
Phil has been gardening.
I've had time to catch up and read the classics.
...when she isn't busy helping me
with my magic-mirror disappearing trick.
我刚要说 突然之间 我爱上了魔术
I'm just gonna say it -- suddenly, I love magic.
I don't care if it's the middle of the day.
I just want to put you in a box
and stick swords in you.
If this summer wasn't magical enough,
I haven't had a single bad plum!
Oh, my god!
So, the zipper --
oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Come! Talk to your cousins!
Manny, why you freeze the Colombians?
If I talk to one of them,
I have to talk to 50 of them.
Just do it as a birthday gift.
You always do this.
Your birthday's not till next week.
It's aunt Rosario's 82nd birthday today.
That's why all the goats are wearing the party hats.
Pretty snazzy new cheaters, huh?
I know, right?!
My husband is an older man,
but he's not an old man.
But with the track suit and -- and now the glasses,
it's like he just stopped trying lately.
Comfort is not everything.
My toes have been numb since my quinceanera.
We don't have to be at drinks till 5:00,
so I'm gonna run a few errands,
take these bad boys for a spin.
Ay, Jay, why don't you wear that new outfit that I just got you?
Uh, a little flashy, that extra zipper.
Like a staircase to nowhere.
Yeah, but it makes you look very --
亲爱的 我很抱歉 掉在你脚趾上了
Honey, I'm so sorry. Right on your toes.
It's fine. You can drop a pay phone on my foot.
I don't feel a thing anymore.
And now, as my lovely assistant joins me,
it's time to chant the incantation
that will send this fair maiden into the sixth dimension.
By the hat of Merlin, by the witches of Gramanthia,
we do make this offering to you -- be gone!
Did I do it? Did I disappear?
Almost. Just a little bit of forehead.
Oh, I can scrunch down.
Sweet! You brought the sifter.
Now I can start my rhubarb pie.
Ooh, can I help pick the rhubarb?
Lead the way, kitten.
Anybody want a plum?
I'll grab you a roadie.
There is no easy way to ask this,
but are you all high?
才不是 米奇尔 我们很幸福
No, Mitchell. We're happy.
Oh, I'm trying to get away from "Happy."
All right, in the briefest possible way,
why don't you let me know what's going on?
Okay, Cam refuses to let the honeymoon end.
I have a house full of flowers, endless romantic texts.
I know, I know, I sound like an ungrateful jerk.
Not to mention impossible to reciprocate.
Oh, my god!
do you think that maybe I should talk to him gently
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