What's all this? I said one suitcase.
I need choices, Jay.
Colombia's not one of your more formal nations.
The guy on their money is sitting in a lawn chair.
Ay. I cannot believe that my little baby's leaving me.
You know, I left the glass doors open downstairs.
So right now, your actual baby may be leaving you.
I guess we know what everyone
will be talking about my second morning there.
Manny is visiting Gloria's family for about a month, I hope.
I just gotta get him on a plane before
Gloria has a meltdown and changes her mind.
'Cause if he doesn't go to Colombia,
Colombia comes to me.
It happended before.
Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god! - What?!
Oh! It's mitchell. We won.
Ay, that's great! What we won?
It's fantastic. We've waited so long.
What did we won?!
The supreme court ruling. Gay marriage is legal.
Can I talk to Cam?
Uh, yes. Hold on.
谢谢 谢谢 是的 是米奇尔
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it's Mitchell.
I gotta go. But can you believe this finally happened?
是啊 太棒了 晚上要庆祝一下
I know. It's amazing. We'll celebrate tonight.
- I love you. - Celebrate what?
Oh. Well, Jay, hold on to your hat.
But as of today in California,
it's legal for a man to marry another man!
Ew. He threw up.
He just needs some time to get used to the idea, honey.
It's so great, Cam.
Yeah, I'm happy for you guys.
Gloria, Manny needs his birth certificate
to re-enter the country.
Any idea where it is?
I don't know.
对哦 他今天就走了 你一定很不舍
Oh, that's right. He leaves today. You must be a wreck.
She's not a wreck. She's a rock.
Now, I looked, and it's not in the safe.
This one had her first sleepover last week.
I just had to tough my way through it.
He picked me up in the dark.
I can't find that birth certificate anywhere, Jay.
Maybe it's a sign and --
It's a sign we need a refresher meeting
on what goes in the safe.
Here's a preview -- no shoes.
Look, I looked online,
and we can get a copy if we go to the courthouse.
That's what we're gonna do. In the car.
We'll be back in an hour.
小卡 恭喜 同性婚姻万岁
Hey, Cam. Congratulations. Go, gay marriage.
He did it again.
So tell me, Cam.
How does it work when it is between two men?
Well, I don't really feel comfortable
talking about that... in front of Lily.
I know how that works.
I rented the wrong movie once.
Did you see "Glen, Garry, Glenn, and Ross"?
- Why don't you go play? - What I mean is,
who proposes to who?
I don't know. We've talked about it, if it ever became legal.
Okay, and now it is. So are you going to do it today?
Well, it just happened.
I haven't really had...
Oh, you have to do it today.
Every couple deserve a beautiful proposal story.
Well, I have always adored my mom and dad's story.
He plowed "Will you marry me?" into a snowy field
right outside of her window.
And then he tried to re-create it
for their 25th wedding anniversary.
But there was no snow, so he burned it into a cornfield.
You know, but mama did get a second ring out of it
with the F.E.M.A. money.
Ay, I wish I also had a romantic story.
One day, we were watching tv before dinner,
杰说 "曼尼 把东西给我"
and Jay says, "Manny, hand me that thing."
And Manny gives him the ring.
I mean, I was very happy, of course,
but it is not the best story.
At least Javier was on top of a dolphin.
Soldiers talk about that moment when they shut off,
when the war finally wins.
- Get down! - Shut up!
I can't see the tv!
Turn the fan on!
Oh, stop yelling! My head's going to explode!
For me, that moment is
four days into summer vacation.
Hey, honey. What's up?
Do you remember when summer meant fireflies
and cutoff shorts and ice-cream trucks?
Well, one out of three.
会有时间的 他们都要出门的 对吧
We'll get our time. They're all going away at some point, right?
Yeah, Haley's got her beach trip,
and Alex is doing Habitat for Humanity,
and Luke has camp.
If I remember,
I think we have six hours totally kid-free on...
oh, the 14th.
Hey, if we moved Alex's flight,
we could have, like, 10 or 12 hours.
Dream bigger, hot pants.
Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire,
or fear how much I love her.
22nd to the 8th for Alex,
Luke to the 14th,
Haley gets a day there.
-好嘞 -就是这样 真是大智慧
- Come on. - That's it, beautiful mind.
Harness that crazy into something positive.
Shh! If I can get Alex to move her Habitat for Humanity
from Oklahoma to Sacramento
and Luke to move his camp session,
they will both overlap with Haley's vacation,
and I just bought us seven kid-free days.
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