We got some bad news yesterday.
Phil's mom died.
It wasn't unexpected.
He was with her.
And she went very peacefully and asleep.
She and I had a special connection.
We all did.
But mostly me.
She said I was just like her.
What? Is she weirdly competitive too?
The whole family is going down to Florida tomorrow
to be with Phil for the service.
Such a relieve.
I can feel how much he needs me right now.
There they are.
Oh, you brought my nap pillow.
I missed you so much.
Phil, I'm so sorry.
Grace was such a kind and whimsical soul.
The different animals she put antlers on for christmas cards--
Not a single one was photoshopped.
Not even the alligator?
Cost her the tip of her pinkie,
but she had no regrets.
I'm so glad you guys are here.
I hope it wasn't too hard to get away from work.
不会 拜托 为家人做任何事都可以
No. Please, anything for family.
Anything to get me out of that office.
It's all boring paperwork and endless meetings.
Honestly, this funeral could not have come at a better time.
Aw, that's sweet. You should put that on the flowers.
Gloria, you must be so hot in that.
I am in mourning.
In Columbia, we take death very seriously.
Where don't they?
Can we lose the veil?
Nobody's looking for you, Gloria.
Who is Gloria?
I am a wanted woman in Florida.
I used to live there, and when I left,
my roommate made our apartment into a house of prostitution,
and my name was still on the lease.
It's like a traffic ticket.
去趟法♥院♥ 交个罚款 就完事儿了
You walk into court, pay a fine, it's done.
Quick and easy.
Yes, that was the name of the whorehouse.
Mitchell, can you go with her to court?
She's gonna need some sort of lawyer.
Uh, you know, Jay, Mitchell is so burnt out right now.
He is in desperate need of a break.
Bench warrants are a no-brainer. And, I mean, come on.
Does Gloria really look like the kind of woman
who would run a brothel?
- Yeah, I better go with her. - You should go.
There they are!
你真美 你好 克莱尔
Oh, you look beautiful. Hi, claire.
How are you holding on, hmm?
Oh, well, you know...
我们会挺过去的 对吧 老爸
We're getting through it. Huh, dad?
Ah. I'm doing okay. A little trouble sleeping.
I'm so used to her snoring,
I may have to borrow the neighbor's bulldog.
This is my family from California!
I can tell. They all look like movie stars.
Ah. Oh, thank you.
That's nuts. I know that woman,
but I have no idea from where.
Yeah. This place is full of stories like that.
早上好 邓菲先生 客人们
Good morning, Mr. Dunphy, visitors.
拜托 雪莉 叫我弗兰克就好了
Please, Shelley, call me Frank.
That might be the way they do things at Whistling Pines,
But we run a tight ship here at Leisure Park.
As per your request, I have reserved
the lakeside promenade this evening for one hour,
Beginning at 5:00 p.m., for your memorial service.
May I remind you that there's no smoking on the grounds,
no glass near the lake, no feeding the ducks?
And I'm sorry for your loss.
- Thank you. - No feeding the ducks.
What are you looking at me for?
I love it here--
planned activities, early dinners.
What more does a kid need?
Oh, yeah. And everyone's so polite and considerate--
Nothing like the constant catfights in my circle,
where every week,
somebody's mad at somebody for god knows who what,
and I'm always thrown into the middle.
You seem tense. You know, they have a steam room.
Wanna join me for a schvitz?
Please, it's Florida.
If I wanna sweat more, I'll just move my arms.
You go have fun.
Are you liking that book?
Well, it's not the worst thing I've picked up at an airport,
What is this,
a book club or a Miss America Pageant?
We're looking for our next book.
Oh, what are you reading now?
"Tempted by her innocent kiss."
I-I'm sure you don't know it.
Oh, please. Devon Carter was Ashley's first,
she wants their passion to last,
but her hopes of true love are crushed when she finds out
their marriage is just another one of daddy's business deals.
Oh! My grandson is gay.
His name is Daniel Schulman. Uh, do you know him?
Oh! Is he about this tall, dark hair,
Don't be nervous, all right?
I'll explain your situation.
We'll have you out of here in no time.
30 days in county jail.
- What? - Ooh, she's tough.
Anita Menchaca. Petty theft.
Mister, you're a lawyer?
Help me, please.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm her lawyer.