Honey, do you need me to move the car?
不 不用 我能行
No, it's nothing. I'm alright
不 铁十字给我力量 它要栽了
Oh no! Iron cross, she's going down
Oh god! Phil...
- You okay? - Yes. I am.
I am okay.
Honey, why do we keep this car?
It's a classic!
No, it just sits here.
And the seatbelts don't work.
The doors stick. It leaks fluids.
We haven't put fluids in it in 10 years.
Well, I'm gonna fix all that anyway.
And then, uh, it's gonna be Haley's car.
Oh, we're not giving this car to Haley.
It's way too easy to fit a mattress in the back.
Oh, no. We're selling it.
Unless you don't think you can.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Seriously? - You can't.
You honestly think that's gonna work?
You can't sell it.
You know what?
You can insult a lot of things about me...
发型啊 声音啊 平衡板游戏啥的
My hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises...
But don't insult my selling.
That crosses a line.
What line? Oh, you don't see it?
That's 'cause I just sold it.
While the spray-tanned starlet claims
to be six weeks sober, sources down under say:
She has been bar-hopping
like a coked-up kangaroo."
Ah, what's daddy reading to you?
If I have to read "the very hungry caterpillar"
One more time, I will snap.
- oh, it's not that bad. - I will snap!
So, um, I laid the toolbox outside,
And all the supplies are ready,
And I think we are good to go!
Aren't you gonna change into a working man's outfit?
No, I'm good,
And I don't think workmen really call them "outfits."
We are building a princess castle for Lily.
Uh, it's something every father wants to be able to do for his daughter.
You know, and I fancy myself
as a bit of a castle designer.
I have done a few sketches.
Which we have archived so we can use the kit.
- Mm, yeah. - The kit.
Uh, the kit. Which, uh, we're gonna do together.
I am petrified to do this with Mitchell.
He built a couple of theater sets in college or something,
And now he thinks he knows everything about building.
Well, he doesn't.
Every home-improvement project that we've undertaken.
Has been a near-death experience.
Make the appetizers. And then we'll be...
If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me...
Because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.
She's not here yet.
You might want to play it a little cooler.
You don't want to scare off your girlfriend.
She's not my girlfriend!
She's just coming over to study the life cycle of silkworms.
Oh. She's here.
她到了 那啥 我头发不乱吧
She's here! okay, how's my hair?
I thought it was just a friend.
I heard that.
I wasn't whispering.
Manny, open the door. Make her feel welcome.
Kelly! Good morning.
Uh, I'm glad you're here.
Um, this is my Mom.
Nice to meet you!
In my culture,
mothers are very clingy to their sons.
In fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian women
is when their sons get married.
But I'm not like that.
I just want my Manny to be happy.
Manny, why don't you give your friend Kelly an empanada?
Oh, no, thank you.
I try to stay away from trans fats.
Oh, I'm sure one won't make a difference.
They're Manny's favorite!
I... think I'm going to stop eating trans fats, too.
Mom? When was this from?
Oh... That's the year your dad and I went to the rose bowl.
- Incredible game. - Yeah.
Mom, you look really pretty.
Thank you, sweetheart.
So, what happened?
Well, Lukey, everyone gets older.
Just 'cause parts of your mom aren't what they used to be,
it doesn't meam...
I mean, what happened in the game?
We got our butts kicked by Penn state.
The parade was awesome, though.
Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal.
"Good time," she wrote.
Okay, come on, guys. Let's get back to it.
No one's gonna buy this heap looking this way.
恶 妈妈 垃圾丢哪边
Hey, mom, which one is the garbage can?
Honey, you can't throw that away.
怎么会 亲爱的 你以前可喜欢它了
No, sweetie, you loved blankety.
You wouldn't go anywhere without him.
Yeah, until Luke threw up on it.
I used to throw up all the time.
Oh, look at this.
What is that?
We went to the beach one day,
and Luke had such a good time.
That he wanted to being home a jar of sunshine.
So he could always remember it.
Do you remember, honey?
不 不不 别 别打开
Oh, no... no, no, don't... don't open it.
You really think you trapped sunshine in there?
I'm just letting you know now,
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