Back in the '80s,
"National Lampoon's Vacation" was the best road-trip comedy ever.
Yep, the Griswold family tore across America,
and no one loved it more than my mom.
This movie has everything I love and deserve!
So pack your bags so I can unpack them
and then repack them again properly --
because the Goldbergs are going on vacation!
I don't know, Mom.
That family's trip seemed super stressful and difficult.
And they like each other.
But we have one week left
before Barry and Erica jet off to college.
It's 10 minutes away.
On nice days, I might walk.
And Adam's starting life as a high-school upperclassman.
Now when the juniors throw food at me...
they'll be my peers.
- Such a dork. - You shame us daily.
So we're gonna take one last unforgettable family vacation
before everybody starts the next big chapter in their lives!
What do you say?!
我们爱你 不过 不去
We love you, but...pass.
You're gonna pass on a trip to Disneyland?
I love you now!
Ah, that's right! Embrace your mama!
"Star Wars" just opened a ride there!
It's called "Star Tours"!
You get to travel to the forest moon of Endor!
Well, I "Endor" you.
Even you can't ruin this.
"Star Wars" teaming up with Disney is just so big!
Sure, I wish they'd dedicate a whole land to "Star Wars,"
but that's just a little boy's dream!
Barry? Wanna give mama a huggy
'cause she's the best in the game?
I'm not going to Disneyland!
I'm a grown adult man
who will be starting a fully accredited university in a week.
But you love that Snow White.
You've had a crush on her since you could talk.
Which was late for your age. But still.
Sure, Ms. White has pretty hair
and she's patient with those dwarves
in a way you know you'd just vibe with her,
but not at all!
I can't believe we're flying to California!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That won't give me enough time
squished together with my squishies.
To the airport and then we're flying?
When will I learn not to hug until I hear all of the details?
It'll be just like the Griswolds.
We're gonna see America!
I've seen it. It's all corn.
Look, I just finished following the Grateful Dead
in a van with Geoff.
- I'm not going back out there. - Me neither!
If you don't, I won't pay for college.
Yay, everyone's in!
What's all the noise?
I can barely hear myself eat my creme cookies.
We're driving to Disneyland!
I get the feeling I don't have a say in this.
Hmm, I get that feeling, too!
Why did I come in here?
And I got a Polaroid
so I can take a photo diary of our trip!
Come on, squeeze together.
I don't want to be near your dad.
- He smells like coffee and onions. - Squeeze in.
You ain't exactly cinnamon and sugar, sweetheart.
I don't know where my body ends and Adam's begins.
This trip is already the worst thing that's ever happened to me!
Just take the damn picture!
It was the last week of summer, 1980-something,
and the Goldbergs were about to hit the road.
Of course that meant my dad was excited about one thing --
Lose the bathrobe.
It's a traditional Jedi cloak revered the galaxy over.
Well, I'd revere a tank top if I were you,
because I'm not using the air conditioning.
You're not cheaping out on this trip, Murray.
We have to make it perfect
so that no matter how old they get
or where they are in the world,
they'll want to do this for years to come.
An annual trip?
I was just sitting, enjoying my cookies.
Now our financial future is in doubt?
Good news, everyone!
I'm bringing my banjo.
- No. - ?Roger that.
Attention, uneducated masses!
As you all know,
I'll be attending college in a week,
so I need to be in tip-top shape --
Mind and body.
Is that why you're holding your mom's titanium leg pretzel?
This thigh-blasting machine
is my ticket to physical dominance.
Just do your dumb thing in the car.
Where's your sister? We got to get going.
Saying goodbye to her boyfriend.
You really don't want to come
and be jammed in a station wagon with my family for a week?
And I answered my own question.
Look, I'll be on the road, too.
The Dead have four more concerts left this summer.
I'm hoping by the last one, I finally like them.
Erica! Let's go!
One more thing...
- we need to talk. - What is it?
Erica! Gas is burning!
You know what? It's nothing.
It-it can wait until after your trip.
I don't want to spoil it.
I better get moving, too. B-bye!
We're doing it!
The Goldbergs are going on vacation!
We couldn't even leave!
But eventually we did.
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