Back in the '80s, my life
changed forever when I saw the movie "Weird Science."
For a geek like me,
nothing was cooler than two social outcasts
using their tricked-out computer to create
a magical dream-woman.
Was it absurd? Sure.
Did it stop me? No.
By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
- Cut. ?- So how'd we do?
May I just point out how incredibly flawed
the gender politics of all of this is?
Please don't judge me.
I just have an unhealthy desire
to live in each and every John Hughes movie.
I'm just hoping this actually works
and we magically create a foxy babe for me to smooch on.
Wait, you do realize none of this is real.
Let Dave Kim have this.
Yes! I built an Erica.
Hey, weirdos. I'm leaving for college in 30 minutes,
and I need my bras.
Ew! I put it on my head!
You told me these belonged to your grandma.
Which is not much better now that I say it out loud.
Okay, I'm off to college.
Adam, I'll miss you.
Dave Kim, the opposite.
You keep telling yourself that.
I particularly related to the brother dynamics.
Wyatt was bullied by Chet, and I had to live with Barry.
Hey, that's my serving of fruit for the day.
Oh, then maybe you should have some punch.
We're only gonna be gone for three days.
Try and be alive when we get back.
All right, that's everything.
Whoa, w-what's all this stuff?
When I went to college, all I brought were some flip-flops and a cookie.
等等 宝贝 你忘了一件事
Hold on, Shmoo. There is one thing you forgot.
Time to give Mama all the kisses.
Oh, come on, dude. Really?
It's what we've done every first-day of school since kindergarten.
Now, give me all the kisses so I can store 'em away
for a rainy day like little love-acorns.
No, I don't even remember how to do it.
cheek kiss, cheek kiss,
and one last kiss for your palm
to ball up and stick in your heart.
Well I am gonna put this in my bag for later.
Don't put my kiss in your dark duffel bag.
Take it out and put it in your heart.
Stick my kiss in your heart.
我不想要你的亲亲 妈 好了 住手
I don't want the kiss, Mom. Okay, okay. Stop.
I will take your precious kiss out of the dark bag
and put it in my heart.
Fake out -- it's gone.
不 我抓住了 我要丢回给你
No! I caught it, and I'm throwing it back to you.
-不 你拿回去 -你给我拿着
- No, take it back. - ?You take it.
-拿走你的亲亲 妈 -你给我收着
- Take this kiss, Mom. - You keep it.
I'm not going to college with a kiss.
- You're killing me. ?- Quit it.
I don't want it!
This is gonna be a long car ride.
It was August 27, 1980-something,
college move-in day,
or for my mom, the end of the world.
I can't believe we're already moving you into college.
It seems like only yesterday,
I was trying to get your preschool teacher fired
for letting you smell those toxic markers.
I hate this humidity.
It feels like someone opened up
a dishwasher mid-cycle in my pants.
You can change your swampy chinos
when you get to Erica's room.
Listen, I know it's hard to say goodbye,
which is why I'm giving you a very generous
three hours to part ways. Cool?
Not cool. I need 6 to 20.
妈 看看周围 我们现在在哪
Mom, look around. Where are we right now?
D.C. School of the Arts.
And who got in off the wait-list last-minute,
enraging Dad 'cause he lost his deposit at Emory?
- You. ?- Point is, I know
it goes against everything you stand for,
but you have to say goodbye.
拜拜 再见了 回见
Bye. Bye, now. Ta-ta.
See you on the flip-flop.
What are you doing?
Practicing the different ways of saying goodbye.
It's gonna be very hard when that day comes.
That day is now.
?Leave that.Go get the rest of your stuff out of the car,
and I'll help you unpack.
Hello. By any chance, are you Erica Goldberg's R.A.?
Yes. I'm Srini.
You must be Erica's mother.
Don't worry. Your daughter's in great hands.
Ah, that is so good to hear.
Now shut your mouth and do everything I'm about to tell you.
- Oh, dear. - You might be the other kid's R.A.,
but when it comes to my little pickle, you're me.
It's your job to see that she's fed, well-rested, and regular.
Actually, I'm pretty sure my job is to hand out pamphlets
and make sure no one's being loud after 10:00.
Here's a variety of medicines to help
with Erica's allergies and sour tummy.
Now, if flu season comes early this year,
how's your chicken soup game?
Soup's really not my area.
I'm more of a resident advisor.
You have a freezer in your mini-fridge.
Keep this in there in case of emergencies.
I can take out the tiny little ice tray,
but I'm still not sure that would fit.
You have given me zero confidence
that you are up for this important task.
I agree. I'm not up to it.
Oh, there she is. There's my baby.
爱丽卡 这是斯里尼 你的舍监
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