Anyone who grew up in the '80s will tell you
there's those huge moments you'll never forget.
Mary Lou Retton winning the gold...
Hands across America...
The fall of the Berlin Wall...
Alf eating his first cat.
But the thing I remember most was this --
My first kiss.
It was with Dana Caldwell, the girl down the block,
and with the new school year,
it was time to define our relationship.
混音带 天才的点子 老爷子
Mixtape. It's a genius move, pops.
I can say everything I need to say to Dana
without actually having to say it.
Forget the tape.
Trust me, I know about women.
If you like a girl, you tell her face-to-face.
Here's what I know about women --
They confuse and terrify me.
I'm making a mixtape.
Someone say mixtape?
It's your lucky day.
You came to the right guy.
But I didn't come to you. You literally just came to me.
You can't just throw some top 40 stuff on a tape.
You need to tell a story,
create a narrative about your love.
All right, first question --
Is she your girl?
I don't know.
I haven't seen her all summer.
She went to tennis camp. I went to space camp.
She's an athlete. You're a nerd.
First song -- Paula Abdul, "Opposites attract."
Next song, we reel her in
with a silky slow jam by yours truly,
- I'm not listening. - Too late.
Next song, we go with a classic --
Def Leppard's "Pour some sugar on me."
That song's nasty.
Nasty wasn't my style...
...so I spent the entire night making an epic mixtape.
It was the perfect blend of Chicago, REM.,
Inxs, and Weird Al.
It was pure romance.
And that's our first official mixtape.
I hope you like it as much as I like you.
And just like that,
I had created a piece of musical art --
A veritable love letter for the ears,
guaranteed to capture the heart of any woman.
Unfortunately, it captured the heart of the wrong woman.
What's happening?! What time is it?!
I was just downstairs cleaning,
and I found the mixture tape you made for me.
Mom, here's the thing --
I just couldn't wait till morning
to let you know that I love you, too.
It was a rookie mistake
to leave anything lying around my house,
But my mom wasn't so crazy
that she would actually think it was for her, right?
You're still in here, aren't you?
You got to tell her that mixtape was meant for Dana.
I can't do that. Look how happy she is.
It would shatter her to pieces.
Well, you better find a way,
'cause you're heading down a very dark road here.
Fluffy and delicious, just like you.
I need to tell you something.
Oh, sweet boy, you've already said it all with that tape.
事实是 我之前很害怕 你上初中了
Truth is, I was terrified. You're in middle school now.
That's how old Barry and Erica were when they stopped loving me.
But now that you've made me this tape,
I know that you still love your mama,
and you always will.
Here's the thing, mom.
Pops was right.
It was time to come clean, or do this.
I need a copy.
- Why? - So...
We can listen to it at the same time.
And you know what?
Tomorrow night after school,
we're getting milkshakes
and going to that "Die hard" movie you've wanted to see.
"Die hard"?! That's R-rated!
No admission without an adult.
Well, you got your adult right here, mister.
Did you just make a date with your mother?
This whole situation is super messed up!
Damn it. Who ate all the boo berry?
I gave it to Adam 'cause he's my favorite kid.
You can't say that out loud.
Oh, I can, and I just did.
Both of you, look at me.
Adam's my favorite.
- Yeah, I'm okay with it. - Me too.
Yep, it was a dark road, all right.
It was september 4, 1980-something,
and Erica was kicking off the school year in a big way --
With a fake I.D.
Well, nice to make your acquaintance,
- Sophia Lopez. - Give it back.
You don't want to share it with me?
That's not very generous,
Considering you're an organ donor
from the great state of New Hampshire.
Forget you saw this, understand?
No can do.
I have a pornographic memory.
I want in.
No way. You can't handle a fake I.D.
You'll immediately get caught and ruin it for everyone.
Well, if you don't help me get one, I'm telling dad.
- You wouldn't. - Dad!
- Shut up. - Dad!
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