*A newlywed couple just moved to town*
*A regular husband and wife*
*Who left the big city To find a quiet life*
*She's a magical gal In a small town locale*
*He's a hubby who's part machine*
*How will this duo fit in and fulfill all?*
*By sharing a love like you've never seen*
My wife and her flying saucers.
My husband and his indestructible head.
Aren't we a fine pair?
What do you say to silver dollar pancakes,
脆土豆煎饼 培根 鸡蛋
crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs,
freshly squeezed orange juice, and black coffee?
I say, "Oh, I don't eat food."
Well, that explains the empty refrigerator.
Is there something special about today?
Well, I know the apron is a bit much, dear,
but I am doing my best to blend in.
No, no, there on the calendar.
Someone's drawn a little heart right above today's date.
Oh, yes, the heart.
Well, don't tell me you have forgotten, Vis.
旺达 我是不能遗忘的 我什么都会记住
Oh, Wanda, I'm incapable of forgetfulness. I remember everything.
That's not an exaggeration.
In fact, I'm incapable of exaggeration.
Well, then tell me what's so important about today's date.
What was the question again?
Oh, well, perhaps, you've forgotten yourself.
我 天啊 没有 我一直好期待呢
Me? Heavens, no. I've been so looking forward to it.
As have I.
Today, we are celebrating...
You bet we are.
It's the first time we...
...have ever celebrated this occasion before.
It's a special day!
- Perhaps an evening... - Of great significance...
- To us both! - Naturally.
- Obviously. - Exactly.
Well done, us.
Well, that's me off to work, then.
Oh, don't forget!
Have a good day, dear!
你好 亲爱的 我是艾格妮丝
Hello, dear. I'm Agnes,
your neighbor to the right.
My right, not yours.
Forgive me for not stopping by sooner
to welcome you to the block.
My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't.
So, what's your name? Where are you from?
最重要的是 你桥牌打得如何 亲爱的
And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon?
Golly, you settled in fast!
Did you use a moving company?
I sure did. Those boxes don't move themselves.
So what's a single gal like you
doing rattling around this big house?
Oh, no, I'm not single.
Oh, I don't see a ring.
Well, I assure you I'm married.
嫁给了个男人 人类 还很高
To a man. A human one and tall.
As a matter of fact,
he'll be home later tonight for a special occasion.
Just the two of us.
Oh, is it somebody's birthday?
Not a birthday.
Well, today isn't a holiday, is it?
No, it's not a holiday.
An anniversary then?
Yes! It's our anniversary!
Oh, how marvelous!
How many years?
Well, it feels like we've always been together.
The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary
is if there was a beer named June 2nd.
- So, what do you have planned? - How do you mean?
For your special night.
A young thing like you doesn't have to do much,
but it's still fun to set the scene.
Say, I was just reading a crackerjack magazine article
called "How To Treat Your Husband To Keep Your Husband,"
and let me tell you, what Ralph could really use
is, "How To Goose Your Wife So You Don't Lose Your Wife."
等等 我去拿来 我们开始策划
Hang on. I'll go grab it and we can start planning.
Oh, this is gonna be a gas!
Here are those computational forms that you requested, Norm.
There you go.
Gee willikers, that was fast!
The music isn't bothering you, is it, pal?
In terms of distraction from work,
or the largely nonsensical nature of the lyrics?
-第一种 -那不 谢谢 诺曼
- The first one. - Ah, no, thank you, Norm.
Is there somethin' I can help you with, buddy?
Yes, as a matter of fact, there is.
Would you be so good as to tell me
what it is we do here exactly?
Do we make something?
- No. - Right.
Do we buy or sell something?
No and no.
Then what is the purpose of this company?
All I know is, since you've gotten here,
productivity has gone up 300%.
Yes, but what is it we're producing?
And no one can process the data quite like you do, pal.
You're like a walking computer.
What? I most certainly am not.
I'm a regular carbon-based employee
made entirely of organic matter,
much like yourself, Norm.
What's got your feathers all ruffled?
是啊 抱歉 我有点紧张
Yes, I'm sorry, I'm a tad on edge.
You see, it appears there's something special about today,
special to Wanda, that's my wife,
and gee, I can't, for the life of me, recall what it is.
Good to see you.
- Vision. - Yes?
Wife and I are looking forward to this evening.
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