The time is 6:10.
Barristers, valiant public defenders,
or a waste of taxpayers' money?
The Government seems to have taken a view.
Try this one. Try this one.
One critic accuses its legal aid plans of
"Cutting justice for all
as if it were chips for dinner."
That critic is Ashley Jeevaratnam,
barrister and blogger,
and he joins us now.
Mr Jeevaratnam, good morning.
Good morning, Kirsty, yes,
I blog at the compassionatebarrister.Com
So, how should barristers be paid?
Well, this is a very serious matter.
抱歉 抱歉 抱歉
Ah, Caroline, it's a fit-up.
Now, don't get me wrong, I hated Hassan.
I could have done it. I wanted to do it.
Yeah, you also said you'd do it.
Barman overheard you talking to Johnny Rhino in the pub.
I was angry.
Said I'd smash Hassan's head in with a hammer.
And two hours later, he's in a coma,
head bashed in with a wrench.
There's a difference. Can't you use that?
听着 那就是聊聊天发泄下 不信你问强尼
Look, it was hard talk! Ask Johnny.
We sat and watched The Apprentice together later.
I'd calmed right down.
早上好 抱歉我迟到了 在安检处被耽搁了很久
Morning, sorry I'm late, I got held up at security.
麦克 这是威尔 我性感年轻的实习律师
Mike - this is Will, my hot young pupil.
你好 麦克 我看过你的诉讼要点了
Hey, Mike, been reading your brief...
Thanks for that, Will!
We'll put that on the back
under the quote from Stephen Fry.
Mummy wants her croissant!
Fuck, I love pastry!
You going to be a barrister, then?
Oh, yeah, fingers crossed!
I'm actually only three months in
and there are four of us
and Chambers are only going to give one place. So,
it's actually kind of scary!
Tough breaks, eh?
Right, let's see.
OK, so, witness hears you in The Stag,
Hassan gets battered,
police turn up at your gaff,
find a wrench with his blood on.
Mike, I want to get you off,
but we've got fewer defence points than I have viable eggs.
So, tell me something that helps.
Did you get any frozen?
Case-related. Not egg-related.
I might actually have something.
the police had everything around Hassan's body analysed.
But he actually crawled to where he was found.
He was hit here by the table.
And on the table were some of these things.
Now, these are not Hassan's,
but the police never had them analysed.
So, what I'm thinking is, we get the police to analyse the beads,
we find the real killer,
we get you home, Mike.
Away from this whole ordeal.
maybe don't get those analysed.
They actually sort of look like my worry beads.
I had 'em stolen recently. Might have my prints on.
Look, I realise this complicates things.
OK. We offer a deal.
They drop the big charge,
we admit grievous bodily harm.
Plead to GBH?
Yeah, I mean...
I might have wanted to hurt him,
but I didn't want to murder him.
You said you were nowhere near him.
It's either/or, innit?
He is very guilty.
是啊 当刑事出庭律师就是这样的 威尔
Yes, well. That's the thing about being a criminal barrister, Will.
You do meet criminals.
Yeah, it's such a waste of resources.
- All those innocent people out there. - Where?
Out there? Aren't there?
Take your word for it.
Now, baby boy, I have crucial business for you.
I left my laptop charger in Chambers.
I need you to fetch it for me, please.
From Chambers? That'll take hours.
Well, it needs doing, Will.
Mummy needs her power.
Actually, do you mind not calling yourself Mummy?
It's just, it is a little weird.
But Mummy wants to call herself Mummy.
好吧 那 行吧
OK, well...fine then.
There you are.
I'd almost forgotten what you sounded like.
How's it going?
Oh, knackered. I was up working till 2am
now Caroline's got me travelling halfway across town.
OK, so, you know, you're running a lot of errands.
You knew it was going to be like this.
Yeah, it's fine.
我29岁了 我的工作就是取充电器 买♥♥糕点
I'm 29 and my job is fetching chargers and pastry.
At this conference, we're talking about
famine and refugee camps in South Sudan.
What were you saying about your job?
I'm saying it's the worst. Poor me.
This is worse than any other human is experiencing at the moment.
Like, remember, this is what you wanted.
You know, making a difference, helping people in need.
Yeah, I am helping people in need, mostly , I guess.
although today, we've got this absolute murderer...
I'm sorry, I've got to go.
- Save it. - OK.
-再见 爱你 -好的 再见
- OK, bye, love you. - All right, bye!
Love you t-
The junior tenants did odds on which of us will get tenancy.
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