Hey, have you tried spanking the boy?
No, it's not that kind of emergency.
厄尼 我很担心你 好吗
Ernie, I am worried about you, all right?
You are coming in late, you're leaving early,
and today, you're not showing up at all.
Now, you're supposed to be my number two around here,
but instead, Krystal's got you cleaning up number twos.
She's got nothing to do with it.
But FAM does.
Look, "To do two things at once is to do neither one."
Do you know who said that?
A Roman slave, probably.
And he was right.
Do you know what Toddman's excuse was?
"They're already in the White House.
Why do they need my money?"
Tell them it's your treat.
I'm not going.
Bush isn't even gonna be there.
It's just Quayle.
Who is from Indiana.
That's where the lawsuit is.
So, what, I'm supposed to sit there like a lump,
alone with my wife? How's that gonna look?
I need to associate with a better class of people.
Then forget the fellas.
You fill the seats with your Columbuses.
Hell, anybody but Roger.
You cannot be barefoot in front
of the vice president, for cripes' sake.
Got to have Roger there.
You can say that it is a gift for their hard work.
A gift for their hard work is called a paycheck, Louise.
These seats are $2,500 dollars apiece.
Now, if I can't pawn 'em off on a dolt like Toddman
for five grand apiece, that makes me the Toddman.
No. I-I need to associate
with-with... with senators,
with moguls, with judges.
Mr. Garbeau, sir?
I can be your Toddman.
♪ I can't say ♪
♪ I feel it in your kiss ♪
♪ Just one look ♪
♪ That's all it took ♪
♪ Just one look ♪
♪ You got me hooked... ♪
I'll meet you at the front door.
I had 50 people in that pool a session.
Two dollars a head, six times a week.
That's how I make FAM work for me.
All the FAM goobers go 'cause their upline told 'em to.
You mean you.
Listen, um, I'm gonna get to do my laundry, right?
Yeah, I'm on my last load.
The thing is, everyone within 100 miles
who'd ever do FAM already does.
So I just got to figure out a way to get some names on forms
and then buy 'em a little inventory
so my numbers don't fall.
Okay, so that's why you wanted to talk to me?
So you can get a couple of names and addresses of the people
that I had to track down and repossess?
I mean, you do know that most of the people are dead, right?
- I'm pretty sure that's fine. - Kry...
It's Cody's money anyway,
and I just need to stay Washington
until I get Splashercize.
You have lost your damn mind.
You're gonna get haunted.
You're gonna deserve it.
Guess where I'm calling from.
Obie Garbeau's office phone.
Did you ask him about Splashercize?
Well, Krystal, ask him yourself,
because I just got us an evening with Obie
and Louise Garbeau the Second.
He invited us to a campaign event tonight.
Vice frickin' President Dan frickin' Quayle.
I mean, that guy is one heart attack away from commander in chief.
Not that I'd ever wish for, you know, that's not,
- what I meant. - Vice president?
- Yeah. - Of America?
Only thing is Obie needs me
by his side till then-- call of duty.
So, uh, you gotta drive yourself.
Okay. Wh-What do you wear to a fund-raiser?
Just a smile from here to Georgia and,
that diamond engagement ring
because Cody Bonar came through.
Change of plans.
Can you babysit?
Hi. Um, you definitely need
to wear the nicest dress you have.
I got to get ready.
It was an accident. And I'm being fired?
Our viewers are traumatized.
Well, don't blame me. Blame the damn turtles.
Come on, Mirta.
Tell me you weren't stoned out of your mind on live TV.
Losing the finger sobered me up.
This isn't the first time this has happened.
Well, I guess this is the first time this has happened,
but your painkiller situation is a problem.
And I don't have any get-out-of-jail-free cards left.
Let me talk to network myself.
Usted necesita una orden para eso.
Ahora en inglés.
"I know my rights.
You need a warrant for that."
Everybody? I know my rights.
I know my rights.
You need a warrant.
Isaac called me.
He was worried you'd go on a bender without supervision.
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