It's "get out" time, baby cakes.
They're knocking us down.
Who's the man in the picture?
The resemblance is unnerving.
It's my father.
You need a boyfriend.
I think you need to have sex with a man.
- He kissed me with his mouth! - Oh, boy.
Sam's fucking Lulu!
She's not your girlfriend.
She is in love with you and it's exhausting.
- Where? - Fuck it!
- Are you in love with me? - What?
Are you in love with me?
- No! - Have you loved me every day of your life since you're 14.
Do you think of me every time you have a fanny gallop?
- Are you absolutely sure? - Yes!
Well, this was misjudged.
情 迷 意 乱
情 迷 意 乱
She thinks you're in love with me.
Well, that's ridiculous.
她不接电♥话♥ 我彻底搞砸了 该死
She's not picking up. I've totally fucked this, damn it!
I didn't go down on her enough.
Did she go to her sister's?
Why would she...
Everyone always goes to their sister's.
She doesn't have sisters.
Has she got any friends?
I don't know.
- Where does she like going? - I don't know.
-她的中间名是什么 -凯特 我不知道
- What's her middle name? - Kate. I don't know!
OK, where does she normally go when she storms off?
When she wants me to find her, she goes to the Turkish bar,
and when she doesn't, she goes to the Italian place.
Do you think she wants you to find her?
Yes, she does.
Good work. Stay positive.
Let's go Turkish.
- Thank you. - Sure.
It's what I'm here for.
This feeling is incredible!
And so confusingly incredible.
我们俩都单身了 弗雷德 刺不刺♥激♥
We're both single, Fred! Isn't that exciting?
How do you feel?
I want to drink myself straight.
She's not picking up.
What is she doing?
- You don't think she on the pull, do you? - Almost definitely.
I'm trying her again.
Oh, my God, there she is.
凯特 别亲了 你这荡♥妇♥
Kate, stop kissing, you slut!
You made me call that woman a slut.
You said it!
You basically made me call Kate a slut.
Stop laughing at me!
No, in fact, go home. I'll find her on my own.
You just make everything worse.
You look like your dad when you're angry.
- Don't. - Really hot.
Never speak about my dad like that.
Your hot potato dad?
No! This is serious!
I'm very upset.
Come on. Let's go find your little slut.
- What? - You said it.
我没事 我很快乐 我没事
I'm fine, I'm really happy. I'm fine.
Oh, my God, you guys were never right for each other.
- Really? - Yes.
He's a very brooding, funny,
mysterious, sexy man.
Does he have a massive penis?
I'm not sure the relevance of...
I bet I can guess the exact size and shape of his penis.
Draw his hard willy on there.
OK? Turn in three.
一 二 三
One, two, three.
I've always been able to do it.
Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
What do you see?
Black with some colorful shapes of light.
A dragon family.
You did the right thing, Fred.
Fred, where are you?
快 接电♥话♥ 拜托
Come on! Pick up! Please!
Just call me now.
You're being a dick, Fred.
Fred, it's me again.
I'm sorry I called you a dick,
but I didn't do anything wrong!
Melody, get your brother out!
You're not allowed to be angry with me.
I'm not going to...
"F" your father out of your system.
Have you ever got counseling or therapy?
Is this pose OK?
You look fucking tiny. It's breaking my heart.
Mel, I'm in the mood for a penis party and you're invited.
It's our time,
mon petite froggy.
He is abhorrent.
Melody, this is your last chance.
Your fanny will never forgive you.
好吧 你在犯一个大错误 法国妹
Fine, you are making a huge mistake, Frenchy.
Are we finished?
I'll be back in a minute.
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