I'm officially divorced. Now what?
It's like one minute you're married,
the next minute, it's like, "Yeah, buh-bye.
See ya. Nice knowin' ya."
I'm the bad guy. He's the noble one.
I got sole custody of Lila's inner bitch.
You're not going to work like that, are you?
Frances, I would like you to meet Andrew.
I spent so much time focusing on the divorce,
I didn't even let myself think about the future.
This is for you, unless it turns out
to have any value, then I'd like it back.
I keep painting them, and every day,
I keep realizing they're shit.
Finish a painting. For both of us.
I'm Jackie. My daughter and I are moving into the neighborhood.
How do you have a Tesla?
It's my... friend woman's.
You mean "Girlfriend"?
Thank you for the invite. It was very big of you.
If he's happy, I'm happy.
I probably should be thanking you.
- For what? - For divorcing him.
If you could paint a few more, we have a show.
That prick from the auction, he's here.
Can I take you out for dinner sometime?
I would feel impolite accepting when I'm here with someone else.
It's too soon for me to be getting involved.
Yeah, I think my exact words were,
"You were a walking disaster." And my instincts were right.
Skip Zakarian wants to rep me.
This means that we won't be working together.
Thanks for everything. I'm done here.
Robert and Jackie wanna take the kids to Europe this summer.
You know what would be fun to do in Italy?
-买♥♥皮制品 -结婚 你愿意嫁给我吗
- Buy leather. - Get married. Will you marry me?
- Hello, hello, hello. - The police are here.
You embezzled 12 million dollars from your client?
黛安 我爱你 黛安
Diane, I love you, Diane!
Oh my god.
Jackie and I are getting married.
是我 行 带孩子们去意大利吧
Hey, it's me. So yeah, so take the kids to Italy.
Tom, hurry up!
- Tom! - Yeah, one sec!
There's water everywhere!
汤姆 拉浴帘 好吗
Tom, the shower curtain, okay?
It's about to sound worse than it is.
I knew it was going too well. Is everything okay?
Everything is fine, but you have placenta previa.
Don't know what that means. Don't like it.
Your placenta's a little low.
Still don't know what that means.
Still don't like it.
Jack, the baby will be fine,
but you're gonna have to be on bed rest.
Oh, good, I thought you were gonna freak out on me.
No, of course not. I mean--
whatever's best for the baby.
And you don't mean like actual bed rest, right?
Just like no kickboxing classes?
Bed rest as in your ass doesn't leave the mattress.
How long does that go on?
Until I say it's okay.
Oh. Okay, so...
-等等 我没法去工作吗 -不行
- Wait, like I can't go to work? - No.
- Drive? - No.
She asked, but, you know, I'm mildly curious.
Don't even think about it.
We're supposed to get married next week.
Should I be scared?
Of the pregnancy? No.
All three of mine were train wrecks.
See you in two weeks.
Oh, hi, honey. It's your mom.
Um, 'cause that's what moms do,
And when they don't hear back,
they call again, so...
给我打电♥话♥哦 爱你 再见
Call me! I love you! Bye-bye.
Made you a quinoa jar for later.
Aw, that's so sweet, but I'm gonna try to get
those bitches from accessories to invite me out.
I'm still trying to make some friends.
It's a rough schoolyard.
Thought you liked my jars.
Oh, my God, Dallas.
I do. I love your quinoa jars
and your pasta pesto salad jars
and everything you put in jars.
But you've gotta get off my back, okay?
This is gonna be a really difficult week for me!
So please be sensitive!
Well, that is why I felt you needed nurturing!
You're not my mother,
and you're never going to be my mother!
And we have to leave in ten!
Wear your heavy socks!
So I-- so I knock it off the ceiling with a broom...
It runs across the floor like a thoroughbred,
so I corner it, right, but then I accidentally drop the broom.
And sensing my-my-my weakness, my vulnerability,
the little fucker started chasing me!
Yeah, and then...
Then it started flying!
I could literally hear its disgusting wings,
like, flapping past me.
Oh, my God! It's Jurassic Park!
天啊 莱拉在尖叫 汤姆在笑我
God, Lila's screaming, Tom's laughing at me,
but I finally, I was able to suck it up with my DustBuster.
And then cleverly, I sealed the opening with packing tape.
I told you not to move into that place.
Uh, ooh, no, I believe the quote was,
"You go, girl!"
Hmm, I don't remember that.
Well, anyway, it doesn't matter.
The move was good. Everybody needed a change.
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