Ooh. A woman, right? Huh!
Fallen in love with somebody who's got the vote this time.
How old is she? 20?
No, she's about 30.
Do you like my tits?
Yeah. I love your tits.
Do you wanna come on them?
Sure. Let me just get this off.
还是别了 上次我长了不少疹子 还是后入吧
Actually, don't. I got a rash last time. Let's do it from behind.
I'm gonna come. Are you gonna come?
Did you just fake it?
Don't be stupid.
- Why are you staring? - Show me the condom.
Where's the spunk, Adam?
This is not the bathroom.
抱歉 我很抱歉 我...
Sorry, man. I'm very sorry. I'm, uh--
Sleeping with my mother?
Awkward. I'm Dan.
- And you are... - Otis.
Don't worry. Left- handed.
- First door on your left. - Cheers, dude.
-早 亲爱的 -早
- Morning, darling. - Morning.
- Coffee? - I've got some.
Uh, I've got clients in a few minutes.
Oh, Otis, this is, um--
-喝咖啡吗 -好的 谢谢
- Coffee? - Oh, yes, please.
How old are you, Dan?
How old am I- - Uh, I'm 32.
You having some kind of preemptive midlife crisis?
-欧帝斯 -妈 他骑摩托
- Otis... - Mum, he rides a motorbike.
I'll take you for a ride in it, if you like?
Do you have an Oedipal complex?
As in, you mean do I wanna have sex with my mum?
- Mm. - Uh, not really.
It's not really my thing, that.
Just ignore him. He's teasing you.
Otis, it's perfectly normal for a younger man
to be sexually attracted to a mature woman.
In fact, when you stigmatize his choice,
then you feed into an unhealthy narrative
on masculinity in middle age.
That's why I say you should never date a shrink, huh?
Sex and relationship therapist, thank you very much.
Yeah, I should probably, uh, shoot off as well.
- Thanks. - Okay.
-谢谢你做的一切 妈 -珍 珍 当然是珍
- Thanks for everything, Mum. - Uh, Jean. Jean. Definitely Jean.
-希望还能再见到你 伙计 -嗯
- Hopefully see you again, then, dude. - Yeah.
Your mum's new boyfriend is a big hot sticky wet dream.
Mum doesn't do boyfriends.
Are those the ones that like to do it in animal costumes?
不 他想她戴假鸡♥巴♥操他 但她不喜欢
No, he wants her to wear a strap-on. She's not really into it.
It's a classic power dynamic issue.
Aww! I wish my mum was a sex guru.
Trust me, you don't.
how are you getting on with your penis?
- I'm not hating it. - Fantastic.
Okay, let's proceed.
So, did you do it?
Don't tell me you choked again.
- You didn't even try. - I've given up.
太复杂了 我不 我不想谈
It's too much. I don't... I don't wanna talk about it.
I mean, what exactly is the problem here?
I mean, can you even get a hard-on?
Of course I can. I'm not a fucking eunuch, all right?
I just- - I wait for them to go away.
I don't like how it feels. Can we drop it now, please?
No offense, but that is super weird.
Oh, my God, the Untouchables have a car.
Just when you thought they couldn't get any more elusive,
now they have wheels!
You reckon Anwar's been workin' out? He's lookin' extra tight.
Just because he's the only other gay in our year,
- it doesn't mean you have to fancy him. - Yeah, correction.
Only other gay we know of.
Could be anywhere.
What are you lookin' at, El Pervo?
Did you hear that?
He spoke to me! With actual words!
He called you a Spanish pervert.
Oh, this is gonna be such a good year!
I can feel it!
- Is that?Tom Baker? - Yup.
Captain of the Warhammer Society. His balls finally dropped.
Yeah, I keep telling you,
man, everyone has had sex over the summer.
- Everyone except you. - And you.
Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs
to that guy I met in Butlin's.
- Why the half? - We got interrupted.
Stupid surprise karaoke.
Still, not exactly a player.
Yeah, at least I can touch my own penis.
I'm worried about you, man.
Like, look around.
Everybody's either thinking about shagging,
about to shag,
or actually shagging,
and you can't even jack your beanstalk.
- I've got plenty of time. - Mm, I don't know, man.
Everything's changing round here, and it's changing fast.
Case in point, even Maeve Wiley's boobs have gotten bigger,
which I thought was technically impossible.
They look the same to me.
I heard she bit Simon Furthassle on the scrote,
and now, it's all wonky.
- Like a discount avocado. - I don't think that's true.
I heard she sucked off 12 guys in ten minutes for a dare.
- That's definitely not true. - What a slag.
Look at that greasy hair. Maybe she can't afford shampoo.
- Or deodorant. - Told you.
She's basically a nympho.
This is a new frontier, my sexually repressed friend.
Our chance to finally move up the social food chain.
We shall transform
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