My God! How?
By magic, of course.
I'll be ten minutes, love.
- Ah! Mum! - Otis!
Oh, I'm sorry! Ah!
-什么鬼 -靠 停下
- What? - Fuck! Stop!
I forgot my wallet.
- What happened yesterday... - Mum.
...is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.
Masturbating is normal and healthy,
and I am so proud
that you are at this stage of your pubescent development.
Okay, great. Can we please not talk about it?
However, there is a time and a place for such a...
- private activity. - Mum!
And I'm not sure the car, it being a shared space,
is the most appropriate choice for such an event to occur.
Revealing one's genitalia in public is also a criminal offense.
I will not do it again.
Also, I've noticed you've been taking very long showers lately.
Now, I know that the bathroom is a...
safe environment in which to enjoy oneself,
but I live here too,
and I also need hot water.
So if you could please... keep that in mind.
- Will do. - Isn't it wonderful,
how we've been talking so much more openly and honestly lately?
I have got to go.
The coast is clear.
We have to tell them, Jean.
We will, just not yet.
Things have only just...
settled down between Otis and I, and...
Well, he's not ready yet.
Okay, but soon.
I think I have a problem.
My body has complete control over me.
You have discovered the wonders of your own penis, my friend.
It's not normal.
Last night I looked at some cheese, and I got an erection.
What type of cheese?
But I swear, it could have been anything.
The other day, I was riding my bike,
and I get a boner out of nowhere.
Nothing but trees around me.
- Yeah, how did you know? - Too much friction.
Why are you wanking so much? You've got a girlfriend now.
- Ola and I are taking things slow. - Dude,
you have the untapped sexual knowledge of a tantric master.
- What are you waiting for? - I don't know.
It's a lot of pressure, all right?
I have all the theory, but in practice, I know nothing.
So what if Ola finds out about your wank problem?
I thought you said it was normal?
Enjoy the poverty shuttle!
I know. I need to be better.
You want that sports scholarship, don't you?
Well, push yourself a bit harder, and we'll be halfway there.
I need to get to assembly, okay?
Still no news from Maeve then?
Nope. That is okay.
It's a new term. No more clinic, no more drama.
You can't give it up.
Think of all the status you're throwing away.
Knowing everyone's secret sex shame
isn't going to make me popular.
No, it's going to make you all-powerful.
Um, maybe don't mention the whole clinic thing to Ola.
- She might think it's weird. - 'Cause it was weird.
你们好可爱哦 不过快打住 恶心死老娘了
Oh, you guys are super cute, but stop now, it's disgusting.
How are you feeling? You nervous?
Yeah, a little bit.
- Is there anything I should know about? - Um, no, not really.
Nothing interesting ever happens around here.
There's a plague!
Don't let them breathe on you.
Why does it look like The Walking Dead in here?
- What is going on? - Chlamydia. Everyone's got it.
One for a fiver, three for ten.
You can't catch chlamydia from the air.
You have to have had sexual contact with a carrier.
They don't know that, do they? Don't kill my business, man.
西蒙 西蒙 你太不道德了
Simon. Simon! That is highly unethical.
I've got to go and meet my chaperone,
but I've got a free period after lunch.
- So do I. - Do you want to hang at mine?
Yes. Yes, let's hang.
-那回头见 -来玩吧 再见
- Okay, see you later. - Let's hang. See you.
- Bye. - Bye.
-太好了 太好了 -别闹了
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah! Yeah! - Stop that.
We all know what "hang" is code for.
It is time to put the theory into practice, my friend.
You never know-- Oh, my God.
Sex kid! I think I've got chlamydia,
and I read that I should rub bleach on my vagina, is that true?
I'm not giving out advice anymore,
but do not rub bleach anywhere on your body.
-去找你的家庭医生 -打扰了 奥托
- Go to your GP. - Excuse me. Otto.
Can one get chlamydia of the eye?
Okay, it's Otis,
and if infected genital fluids got into your eye,
then, yes, you can have chlamydia of the eye.
But I've never had sex.
It's probably conjunctivitis,
but I'm not giving advice anymore,
so go to your doctor, please.
- You have to help them. - Why, it's...
It's not the same without Maeve.
Why? Her job is so easy.
It's just booking appointments and taking money.
I'll do it for you.
I got a B plus in business studies last year.
- You never did business studies. - That's irrelevant.
Let me guess, you think you have chlamydia?
No. My girlfriend says my cum tastes like kimchi.
Why do I have a fermented dick?
Well, the taste of semen varies from person to person.
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