早 姑姑们 安布罗斯
Morning, Aunties. Ambrose.
Deafening morning, you mean.
- Wasn't that music rather loud? - Loud enough to wake the dead.
Too soon for resurrection jokes?
And since when do you wear black?
-想潮一点吗 -别紧张 泽姑
- Trying to be edgy, are you? - Loosen up, Aunt Zee.
It's a new year, a new cycle.
Time to blow the cobwebs away.
On that, we can agree.
-希尔达 有人给殡仪馆来电吗 -没有
- Oh, Hilda, any calls for the mortuary? - Not a sausage.
And I checked the obits, it should be quiet here.
Like the tomb.
Marvelous. We'll take the hearse to the Academy.
- Oh, can I ride with you guys? - Oh, we're going tout de suite.
The High Priest would like to introduce me
to the other faculty members before First Assembly.
And isn't Baxter High back in session today?
It is, but I was thinking I should start focusing
on my witch studies more... exclusively.
For a bit.
Are you dropping out of high school, Cousin?
I'm just taking a sabbatical.
-怎么回事 宝贝 -教育 希尔达姑姑
- What's this about, love? - Education, Aunt Hilda.
At Baxter High, I study geometry.
At the Academy of Unseen Arts, I study sacred geometry.
The Academy's curriculum is just more rigorous
and rewarding than Baxter High's.
Do you not want to see Rosalind and Susie, and Har--
Your other friends?
I'll call Baxter High and tell them
you've contracted scarlet fever
and not to expect you for the next two weeks.
Don't worry, Aunt Zelda.
I've already spoken with the new principal,
and she's given me an indefinite leave of absence.
Is that gum in your mouth?
I guess so.
It states clearly in Baxter High's Rules and Regulations
that there shall be no gum-chewing, so...
swallow that wad in your mouth, Billy.
Sorry about that, Ms. Wardwell.
Oh, it's Principal Wardwell now.
Have either of you talked to or seen Sabrina?
Relax, it's just a question.
I think... she's figuring things out, Harvey.
Life goes on, right?
Are you taking AP art class again?
I-- I can't. I'm playing basketball this year.
Or trying out, at least.
Dad set up a backboard over the garage.
We played some one-on-one over break.
You and your dad did?
Yeah, he's been doing good.
Better since the magic eggnog.
When are tryouts?
我不是要背叛女文创融协 罗兹 但是
'Cause, no offense to WICCA, Roz, but
I might wanna play basketball, too.
-但我们只有男队 苏茜 -嗯
- But there's only a boys' team, Suse. - Yeah.
If I am the hand that molds our young pupils' minds,
these are my fingers.
这是马肯兄弟 卡斯维尔姐妹 洛夫克拉夫特兄弟
This is Brother Machen, Sister Carswell, Brother Lovecraft,
- Brother Bierce, and Sister Jackson. - Hello.
Hello. So lovely to meet you in this new context.
As my wife Constance did before her death...
...Sister Zelda will be teaching ancient tongues and sacred scripture.
And may I say how honored I am
to be working alongside you.
After my brother Edward's death,
I never dreamed I'd be once again teaching at the Academy.
普鲁登斯 我儿子怎么了 他为什么哭
Prudence, what is wrong with my son? Why is he crying?
How am I to know?
虽然你把我当奶妈 魔父 但我不是
Though you treat me like a wet nurse, Father, I am not one.
别太过分 普鲁登斯 我怎么对你都行
You forget yourself, Prudence. I'll treat you as I please.
Now quiet Baby Judas.
There, there, you cherubic little devil.
What did you do?
Reflexology to calm him.
Have you been giving Judas goat's milk?
As you instructed, yes.
Sister Zelda, you are a hellsend.
You're just in time for one of the Academy's grand traditions.
Please don't tell me some kid's getting eaten alive today.
Fingers crossed. Come on, hurry.
对了 很高兴你能坚持新发型 很性感
By the way, glad you're sticking with the new hair. It's hot.
Good morning to you, my young warlocks and witches.
If I could have your attention, please.
Now, with every fresh cycle at the Academy
comes the customary election of a new Top Boy,
tasked with serving as a liaison between students and faculty,
as well as providing a much-needed example
for the rest of you lot.
The floor is now open
- for student nominations. - Nick!
- Nick! - Yeah!
尼克 尼克 尼克 尼克
Nick! Nick! Nick! Nick!
As candidate for Top Boy,
the Academy recognizes Nicholas Scratch.
Would anyone like to challenge Nicholas?
I thought not.
Young Master Nicholas, if you accept this nomination--
对不起 布莱克伍德魔父 但是
Excuse me, Father Blackwood, but...
can anyone run?
The Top Boy is traditionally a male student.
But is that an actual rule in a rule book, or--
All Top Boy candidates are required to be full-time students,
committed to our unseen arts.
Well, I'm here, Father, full-time.
For the foreseeable future.
And I signed the Book of the Beast,
because that was the Dark Lord's will.
But unless he specifically hand-picked Nick,
I'd like the opportunity to contribute
to the Academy in a meaningful way.
By disrupting the first morning assembly you attend?
By ensuring that all students, regardless of gender,
feel they have a voice.
I nominate Sabrina Spellman.
I don't mind a little competition.
Especially not when it's so damn cute.
Indeed, the Academy recognizes Sabrina Spellman,
who will join Nicholas Scratch in three challenges of witchcraft
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