That's how long they said I had left, right?
- 他们是这么说的 - 我知道
- That's what they gave me. - I know that.
But your not leaving.
It's not your choice.
It has nothing to do with you.
Now, of course, she doesn't hate you.
She loves you.
That's why she's angry with you, she just...
wishes you would call.
Look, I know you.
- 你不了解 - 不 我了解
- You don't. - I do.
Parts of you, at least.
And I know that you're not gonna let 30 grand go to waste.
We don't have a lot of time left together, Tom.
We only have about... 15 minutes.
And we have a lot more to cover.
I think we should get started, right?
The accounts can all be accessed
- 通过我的电脑访问 - 我知道
- through my computer. - I know.
So you need to make sure that you're diversifying the fund.
Class C-53 bonds at a net rate divestment of
34.56 percent market cap.
I spent the morning looking over your books.
You can't just...
That's 15 years of work.
It took me 15 years to build that.
And it adds up to a simple algorithm.
Just a simple code.
It's amazing what we spend our time doing. Right?
Tom, I've poured through millions of your emails,
短♥信♥ 照片 家庭视频 博客
text messages, photos, home videos, blog posts,
Twitter feeds, pig vid stories,
but I need things that can't be measured.
Or read. Or viewed or seen.
I need things that make you you.
Do you understand?
So, tell me about Kelly. Where'd you two meet?
You read my questionnaire, you know where we met.
It's not about where you met.
It's about how you tell me where you met.
What it sounds like in your voice.
What I see in your eyes.
We met through friends.
We were both living in L.A. and...
we went out on a date.
Like they used to do in the old days.
We got together and...
kind of never got "untogether".
So what do I need to know about Kelly?
What kind of question is that?
The company gives us a list of questions.
This is one of them.
What do I need to know about Kelly?
This is so stupid.
What you need to know about Kelly is...
she's allergic to meat.
Which, if you ask her, she'll tell you that does not mean
she's a vegetarian.
她喜欢汉堡 猪排 里脊肉
She loves hamburgers and pork chops, tenderloins.
She just gets a nasty rash afterwards.
So, do I cook her a steak dinner or not?
You're fucked either way.
Kelly loves to sing.
But is so self-conscious about it
that she pretends she has a terrible voice and won't even try.
So you have to have Alexa play show tunes
like "Music Man" or "Oklahoma!",
"Guys And Dolls,"
anything with Doris Day or Vera Lynn.
She won't be able to help herself.
It's so beautiful.
I'm gonna miss hearing her sing.
Gonna miss hearing a lot of things.
Kelly is a great mom.
Like... a really great mom.
She can anticipate anything.
And the kids love being around her.
So you have to let her give them their bath.
You have to let her put 'em to bed.
You have to let her read 'em their stories.
And don't get upset if they ask for her when they wake up,
or if they ask for her before they go to bed.
Because they still love you. Me.
It's just different.
And I can't get mad because...
I would love her more than me, too.
I do love her more than me.
That's why I paid the 30 grand.
When we saw the thing...
Hoda Kotb was...
I just didn't want her to be alone.
Kelly farts, man.
God, she really does fart.
It's the silent ones. Code red.
Those are the ones you gotta watch out for.
- 你能闻到味道吗 - 技术上来说 可以
- Can you smell? - Technically.
God. Then I apologize ahead of time.
I'll even miss her farts.
What about Wilder?
Wilder is a genius.
Like, he... he's really smart.
Now, you know how every parent thinks their kid is a g...
Well, you don't know, but every parent thinks their kid is a genius,
but Wilder really is, I mean, he's...
He's a genius.
He's really kind.
And he loves not knowing things,
which is really hard because he's a genius.
But he loves it.
Because he loves discovering new things.
He'll go down a Wikipedia worm hole
for a week,
and become an expert on the most random things.
Pez dispensers and Micronesia.
And he loves playing with his action figures,
making stories up,
and I... I love watching him.
But he gets embarrassed if he knows...