Mr. President, are you okay in there?
Just checking in, Mr. President.
You check in again,
you'll be lucky to be guarding a shopping mall.
Um, okay, make your next left.
No, your next right.
Looks like Nixon over there is finally winning The War on Drugs.
Good God, I've been kidnapped by hippies.
What is it you want?
钱 还是权力 让我做什么都可以
Money? Power? I'll do anything.
Look, we're-- we're here to help you.
Let's talk about money.
You know, right now we're your best shot
at getting back to your right self.
Oh, let's have a look.
Now, I have my suspicions as to what's got at ya.
Vi veri universum vivus vici.
What the hell are you babbling about?
- It's a roach. - I've been bugged.
This is an agent of Ma'at,
the Goddess of truth in the Egyptian pantheon.
You see, the creature, it feeds off lies.
And whoever it eats at has nothing but truth left to tell.
No wonder it found its way to Nixon.
You must have been a feast.
No, no, no--oh.
Put him in the closet.
Come on, Dicky.
Let's put Dick in a box.
Um, Captain? Can we talk?
A lot's been going on and--
and a truth roach, well, that's gonna be a wrinkle.
Look, Mona, I have a really big responsibility for you.
-我需要你来看管这只蟑螂 -我 但是
- I need you to watch the roach. - Me? But, um...
Your job was to take care of creatures, right?
Who better than you?
你好 小家伙 我猜你饿了
Hey, little guy. Bet you're hungry.
Renewed his Bestflix subscription...
December 16th... Hank Heywood...
November 27th... Hank Heywood...
So that means...
Oh, my God, how did this happen?
I am way out of my league.
What is it, Jerry?
No, it's--it's Gary.
I notice you're reading "Body of Proof" By Rebecca Silver.
Is that a conspiracy thriller?
Book club's at capacity.
Uh, no, no, that's not it. It's, um...
I need your help uncovering a conspiracy.
Why would I help you?
Because you might be in trouble.
Hank has his agents
taking fugitives out of their cells at night,
and I don't want you to be next.
So I thought if I release you for the night,
maybe you could help me?
Hey, you okay?
It's not easy being trapped somewhere
where no one will listen to you, huh?
Hey, can you hear me?
You probably need air.
Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no.
What's going on?
Uh, oh, I just dropped it but it's okay.
It got it--
What--what's wrong with the brakes?
Can't slow down! Can't slow down!
Move your--get-your foot, Ray.
Who called the cops?
I've never been pulled over before.
- What do I do? - You just pull over.
Just be cool. You got this.
Good afternoon, officer.
By the looks of your driving,
you're having a fine afternoon.
是哪个 喝酒了 嗑药了
What is it? Drinking? Drugs?
不是的 警官 我们只是...
No, sir, no, sir, no, sir, we're just, uh...
just driving and having a little
steering wheel problems.
Tell me some more about this steering wheel trouble.
Oh, well, it's a real doozy.
So I'm here with my family and we're on our way
to North Carolina to see the largest chest of drawers.
- Ray. - Uh, uh, so the steering wheel
was a little loose and so I turned to my wife,
Claire, and, uh, I said--
My friends and I here are time travelers.
We've kidnapped Nixon,
and we're headed to Disney World.
Like I thought.
You're high as a Good Year blimp.
I'm calling this in.
Get this out of me.
How'd it even--
I'm at exit 244.
I've got an RV full of hopheads
who claim they're from the future.
看到没 来吧 儿子
See? Come on, son.
Let's go grab our guys the old-fashioned way.
Mm-hmm. Wait, I--
I tuned this to a frequency Hank can't read.
And I think I know a way to contact the team.
It's a little old-school but it should work.
I'll be in touch.
I can't have a ticket on my record.
I can't have a ticket on my record!
Yeah, well, nabbing Nixon's gonna give you
more than a bloody ticket, mate.
Gun it! I'm bored.
He's right. Gun it.
But then we'll become fugitives.
We're already fugitives!
Hey! Get--you come back here!
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