capable of combating the most ferocious of their kind.
What a douche.
But I can't do it alone. I need your help.
I need you to help me find these creatures--
creatures that may be hiding right here amongst us.
Now, everyone take out your smartphones.
Better be PalmerTech.
I have created a small, simple app,
that will change the world.
And I want you all to download it right now.
The app is called Eyes.
Now, on Eyes, you will be able to share real-time,
life-saving monster sightings.
Share them, and I will be there to save you.
Remember, the power is in the Palmer of your hands.
You really expect us to believe monsters exist?
I thought you were going to offer us proof.
谢谢 辛迪 你说得很对
Thank you, Cindy. You are absolutely right.
Here is your proof.
Now, this may look like a helpless hipster
who should be working at a bookstore,
but believe me,
she is something altogether more dangerous.
- Masher. - John?
Yeah, yeah, all right, keep your hair on.
No need to tell the whole bloody club.
Oh, buddy, now I know you're out of your mind.
- What are you doing in hell? - I'm here to save a friend.
His soul belongs to Neron.
谢谢 亲爱的 他买♥♥单
Cheers, love. He's paying.
Nobody gets into Neron's soul vault without his say-so.
Except the Triumvirate,
and I have a plan to deal with them,
but first, there's a hunch I need to confirm.
What's Neron trading at?
He's steady, but I'll let you in on a little secret.
His stock is about to rise.
I'm talking a massive soul collection on Earth.
You know what that means?
Neron is finally making his play for the throne of hell.
谢谢 玛仕 我可以利用这点
Oh, cheers, Masher. I can use that.
Be careful, John.
Not every demon you've sent to hell
is as forgiving as I am.
Yeah, don't I know it.
You're dead, demon hunter.
I was going to be a demon proctologist,
but the pay wasn't as good.
卡利布拉西斯 你看起来真帅 伙计
Oh, Calibraxis. Hey, looking good, mate.
- You grow your beard? - John Constantine.
I'm really going to enjoy watching you breathe your last.
I invoke a parley.
I demand to speak to the Triumvirate.
我是魔鬼 不是海盗 约翰
I'm a demon, not a pirate, John.
I thought you understood the rules.
Well, you little maggot,
as long as I'm alive,
then the Triumvirate can pass me around
like a little sparrow amongst the cats.
But as soon as I die, you dim-witted dick,
then my soul belongs to Neron,
and then the Triumvirate lose out
on all the tasty little bits of torture
that they've got planned for me.
So you've got two choices:
You can either kill me
and royally piss off the old bags that run this place,
or take me to speak with the Triumvirate.
I'm detecting a fugitive alert--stop it--
at the Inquisition, Captain Green.
Oh, I don't do torture.
- Could've fooled me. - Hey. Play nice.
We have to distract Gary
while the B team is plan B... ing.
Would a fairy at the Great British Bakeoff
suit your fancy?
Shall we, uh...
keep calm and pastry on?
I'll plot a course, Captain.
"Keep calm and pastry on"?
Good one, Cap.
- Hilarious. - Thanks, guys.
Take a good, long look at her-- Mona Wu.
You saw her on the street, you wouldn't think twice.
加油 蒙娜 别如他所愿
Come on, Mona. Don't give him what he wants.
But she has a strange and violent condition...
brought about when she fell in love with a repulsive creature.
I feel like a bridge scene should have more people.
Oh, no, we love three-people bridge scenes.
Yeah, otherwise we just end up standing around all day.
Oh, that's why Mick's always grumpy.
Come on, Mona.
I promised these fine people a show.
Let's not keep them waiting.
Shift now or end up dead like Konane.
Folks, proof of the world's very first werewolf.
That's what we're missing-- the boys!
- No. - Yeah.
- Z. - B.
- She made him disappear! - Well, well, well...
what do we have here?
More magic in the audience?
She's one of them!
He's right. I am.
她是女巫 女巫 女巫
She's a witch. Witch. Witch.
女巫 女巫 女巫
Witch, witch, witch!
别担心 各位 女巫跑不远的
Don't worry, folks. The witch won't get far.
Not as long as everyone downloads the Eyes app.
Share your sightings. We'll find the witch.
It's only a matter of time.
Sara, you guys okay?
Yeah, we're fine, as long as we keep placating Gary.
I guess Charlie and Z are our last hope.
-好极了 我们完蛋了 -欢迎来到地狱
- Great, we're toast. - Welcome to hell.
Good evening, this is your captain speaking.
We'll be cruising at a high altitude
on our way to save a bakeoff in Britain.
- Whoo, yeah. - Yeah.
Gary, is that the Kid Steel costume?
Why would anyone wish to be a sidekick?
- Close your legs. - Oh, he's such an idiot.
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