If I die, I'm gonna come back and haunt you.
I would love a ghost friend.
你们好 撒旦 第一位堕落者
Greetings, Satan, first of the fallen.
It's been a long time, John.
We've been looking forward
to hearing the bunk you're pedaling.
Not as popular, but you were always my personal favorite.
This is a waste of our time.
I take it you've noticed a certain demon's stock
has been on the rise.
Neron's been doing very well for himself.
Neron is trying to take control of hell.
And let me assure you,
his method for collecting souls,
it won't be to sign on the dotted line in blood.
He's, uh, young,
by your standards at least.
And let's just say, he means to disrupt the system.
If we interfere with Neron, we'll look weak.
Well, that's precisely where I come in, Bubby.
And what do you want in exchange?
Not your own soul, I hope.
I'm here for the soul of Raymond Palmer.
You let us two leave hell, and I pledge to you
that I will dedicate all of my crafty, wicked ways
to thwarting Neron and securing your reign.
Are you really here
for Raymond Palmer?
We thought there was another...
A young girl whose life you destroyed.
Yeah, well, you know, I didn't want to be too greedy.
但是 好吧 两个我都要
But, yeah, I'll take them both.
Both of them?
That is greedy.
But if you were to choose,
well, then that's a different matter.
John, help me.
约翰 你来了 你得把我带回人间
John, you're here. You got to get me back to Earth.
求你了 约翰 他们在伤害我
Please, John. They're hurting me.
Make up your mind, John.
This offer won't last.
- Astra? - It's following me!
Make it go away!
Come here, I've got you.
You can't have her!
You can't save her.
You can't have her! You can't have her!
John, get me out of here!
Stick to the plan, Charlie.
You mean the plan where I need to rely
on my shoddy shape-shifting to portal creatures one by one
out of their cells and on to the Waverider,
where Gary may or may not wish them to Kingdom Come?
Yep, that plan.
This isn't you, Gary.
Why are you being so cruel?
Stop! You're killing them!
I don't do mime, dearie.
Just stop! Everything!
As you wish...
Mona? Hey, wake up.
Oh, you're still here.
I'm book club forever.
Book club forever.
Oh, Fairy Godmother!
I have to pop off for a second, Gary.
I thought we were going to play Settlers of Catan later.
Don't be silly.
We're not friends.
I am so sorry, Gary.
I took you for granted.
I never, ever should have let you
do my dry cleaning or work overtime without pay.
I mean, that's illegal anyway.
I'm so sorry.
I still want to kill you.
Gary, when Rip first recruited the Legends,
he picked the people that were insignificant to history--
the original losers.
You don't have to be cool to be a Legend.
And maybe we forgot that somewhere along the way, but...
-你是我们的一员 -拜托 盖瑞
- you are one of us. - Now, come on, Gary.
Ray and Constantine are both stuck in hell,
and you can help them.
Just use your Fairy Godmother powers for good.
Sadly, my hands are tied.
But if you become Mona's Fairy Godmother,
she could wish to be healed.
How do I do that?
If another witch takes the wand...
You'll take my curse...
but with it, all of my power.
快点 蒙娜 许愿
Quick, Mona. Make a wish.
Uh, Fairy God-Nora,
I wish to be safe on the Waverider.
Oh, how I've missed me.
Sadly for you,
when you took on the wand's power and responsibility,
you also took on its charge.
- Gary? - I'm afraid so.
Fairy Godmothers are prisoners.
Their magic is dependent on whiny humans
and their petty demands.
- Marilyn Monroe? - Well, yes.
I seem to have gotten a little lost.
Can you help me get back home?
Of course, ma'am.
Let me just program in a year.
Thank you, sir.