诺拉 约翰 我们正准备开始
Nora, John, we're just about to start
another game of Giant Jenga.
You got to meet my old friend--
well, technically, my new friend.
We used to be mortal enemies.
Oh, hi, guys.
Well, you're just in time for the next round.
When the world needs heroes,
they answer the call.
We'll be at HeyWorld,
the new adventure capital of eastern Maryland...
Where we will hit fun in the bull's-eye.
And we'll give your children a flash...
- That was good, guys. - That was a good take.
- It felt good. - That was a great take.
Guys, I feel like that would have worked
a little bit better with the real Trinity.
Yeah, well, I asked, and they said hard pass.
We should have done a crossover.
Well, who needs the Trinity anyway, right?
I mean, the Legends are super enough.
But HeyWorld isn't a superhero park.
Promising them something and giving them something else
feels--I don't know-wrong, doesn't it?
People aren't going to go to a park
filled with things they're terrified of.
People need franchise superheroes to feel safe,
so that's how we're gonna get them in the door.
Okay, everyone, let's just go around the room
one by one and say what talent you can contribute
to the HeyWorld revue.
Oh, Minotaur, let's start with you.
I-I hear you like guitar.
Don't tell her nothing, bull face.
-放我们出去 -不行 食人魔先生
- Let us out of here. - We can't do that, Mr. Ogre.
It's not safe out there.
Well, we ain't helping you,
what, with you moving us around from one prison to another.
So why should we trust you?
Listen up, if you lot don't want to go back
to a real prison, then this is your chance.
This is your chance to change the way that humans see you.
Show them that just because you look scary...
Doesn't mean you are scary.
That's right, Wolfie.
Look, I know how infuriating humans can be.
They have a hard time seeing past their own noses,
But they can change...
if you help them to look deeper.
And if they see the amount of good that you lot are capable of,
then maybe-- maybe they'll believe in you
even when you doubt yourself.
Now, I know that there's more to all of you than meets the eye.
Like you, Ogre.
My name is Frederic. But what's the point?
Every time I try to show a human who I really am,
they run away or try to kill me.
And that must really hurt your feelings.
Yeah, it does.
All I ever wanted to do was sing.
Well, it looks like we found ourselves a double act.
Now, who else has a hidden talent?
I think we've got ourselves a show.
Wait, what are you doing here?
Are you dead?
Oh, please tell me you're not dead.
What are you doing in that dress?
Not that I don't like it, but--
What were you thinking selling your soul to a demon?
You doomed the whole planet!
Look, I didn't have a choice.
He was gonna kill Nate.
It was the only way I could make sure my best friend would be safe.
So that was the deal you made--
his life for your body.
雷蒙多 你这个贴心 愚蠢
Oh, Raymondo, you sweet, dumb
son of a softie.
What a guy!
I was sent here to torture him, but then we got to talking.
Oh, it got really deep, man.
It really did.
What were we even fighting about all those years ago?
Your compulsion for world domination
and inability to accept rejection.
Translation-- it was about a girl.
A girl? What girl?
It doesn't matter. We should go.
Wait. Something's happening.
I think I fulfilled Gary's wish.
Ray, take my hand.
Oh, all right. Ciao for now.
Say hi to the Legends for me, will you?
Oh, I love those groovy guys.
Oh, almost forgot-- extra hot sauce
for the chupacabra.
What in the hell?
Mostly "out of it", mate.
成功了 成功了 你找到了康斯坦丁
It worked! It worked! You got Constantine.
All right, okay.
冷静 冷静 帅哥
Simmer down, simmer down, sunshine.
He was just here. He...
Yeah, that's the only way he can travel
as long as Neron's using his body.
Fairy Godmother, I wish for Ray to get his body back.
All magic has its limitations--
you know, stroke of midnight and all that.
But don't worry--
I'm sure the Legends have something up their sleeves.
This isn't playtime, you twits.
Neron is using fear to open up the gates of hell.
Well, that's why we have to fight fear
with something wonderful.
We have to show the world that these magical creatures
are just that-- they're magical.
And everyone else is on board with this?
-对 -对 几乎所有人