Last season on "Legends of Tomorrow"...
I'm no longer the captain. You are.
Permission to depart, Captain Lance.
I know that I'm supposed to go back to 1942.
I have to believe that time is stronger than that.
It's a timequake.
The result of us interacting with ourselves.
And whose bright idea was it
to do the one thing that could jeopardize all of time?
I think we broke time.
I guess this means we're not going to Aruba.
You said you broke time.
No, I said we broke time.
Yep, but it was your idea.
No, my idea was to save reality and save Amaya.
By violating the first rule of time travel:
never visit the same time and place twice,
thereby breaking time.
Perhaps we should continue this argument
somewhere there aren't dinosaurs.
- Guys. - I always wanted to visit it.
Amaya, talk to it.
- She can talk dinosaur? - Like you wouldn't believe.
Please speed up that conversation--
Y'all just saw that, right?
Well, you really have buggered everything up this time.
No matter. As you can see,
my agents are already hard at work
dealing with these Anachronisms.
People, places, and things displaced from their native time periods.
I told you I was leaving to create an organization
to replace the Time Masters.
- 15 minutes ago. - For you.
Forming the Time Bureau
has been the work of the last five years of my life.
I've gotten quite good at it, I'd have to say.
You mean you have Time Agents at work
in the Cretaceous Period as we speak?
Indeed, and throughout Los Angeles,
making sure no one retains any memory of this...
Which is why your services are no longer required.
It seems only fitting,
since I was the one who brought this team together
that I should be the one to disband it.
on behalf of the Time Bureau,
I hereby relieve the Legends from duty.
This isn't auditions for "American Ninja Warrior," you know.
And how many times have I told you
not to play with the merchandise?
Oh, I know that look.
It's the look of someone who thinks
they could have gotten a better job.
Well, let me tell you something, freckles,
you're lucky I even hired someone
who had been reported dead... twice.
Especially in this economy.
No thank you?
Now get over to Health and Beauty.
Somebody just spilled a whole mess of conditioner.
Alan, I've had a breakthrough.
I have told you not to interrupt me when I'm plugged in.
是的 我知道这对你很重要 但是
Yes. No, I know that's very important to you, but,
Alan, I've been working on this side project.
Not only have I managed to shrink organic matter,
but I've also streamlined the technology
so that you can wear--
I'm not interested, brah.
Look, I-I get it. Once upon a time,
you were "Ray Palmer, tech mogul."
But when you give your company to a woman
who runs it into the ground,
you lose all side-project privileges.
Great news for you, though,
what we're doing here at Upswipz
is trying to change the world.
Upswipz is a dating app.
Just like Tinder, except you
swipe up-down instead of left-right.
Which is far more intuitive.
And Upswipz isn't a dating app.
- It's a holistic social networking-- - Social networking platform.
my miniaturization technology
has the potential to actually make the world a better place.
If that were true,
it'd be an app.
If it doesn't live in a phone,
it's not the future, Ray.
Well, I've actually been to the future.
Like, three times.
Damn it, Wally.
What did I say?
Ah, I was supposed to save some of the bad guys for you.
Just a few.
You know what? I'll make it up to you.
The first round is on me.
不用 谢了 没关系的
No. Thanks, man, we're good.
I actually have a girl waiting for me.
Sorry I'm late.
There was a--
kind of a work thing.
I know a really great coffee place...
- Hey, girl. - Hi.
Either refill my margarita,
or get out of my light.