In a way.
I suppose if you lot hadn't created
the greatest time paradox the world had ever known,
all of these people would have nothing to do.
Unhand me, you knave!
Oh, yeah. King Arthur.
His displacement into the Spanish Civil War
caused quite the Anachronism.
I might have known you were responsible for all of this.
Now when he's returned to his original time,
he will have no memory of his displacement.
All humility aside,
we are the most important security organization...
that no one's ever heard of.
Who somehow missed the fact that Julius Caesar
is down in Aruba working on his tan.
I'm sure our detection system would have picked up on his displacement.
Yeah, and we get that,
but all we're saying is,
if you wanted to give us the old Waverider back,
we would be happy to go down there
and take care of it for you.
Yeah, you know, for-- for old time's sake?
I'm sorry, but our old ship has been put to new use.
You turned our ship into a simulator?
The Command Module is heading toward a meteoroid belt.
Apollo 13 astronauts will die unless we do something.
Aw, that's cool, man.
They're teaching one of our old missions.
I've got an idea.
Why don't we swing around and use our ship as a shield?
I'm not a total idiot.
Target the Command Module's oxygen tank with our photons,
- Yes! - The ruptured tank
propelled their capsule out of harm's way, Captain.
Well done, class.
See you all tomorrow.
We'll see how you do trying to stop an atomic torpedo
from blowing up New York City.
What are they doing here?
We are here to help you.
That's very gracious of you.
But whatever it is, we have professionals
who can handle the matter.
Along with whatever damage Mr. Rory causes.
Your salad sucks.
You should know this is not the first time
I've been taken captive.
Oh, great, a story.
Once, when I was a young man,
I was kidnapped by pirates.
They ransomed me for 50 talents of silver,
My family paid the money, of course.
But I told my captors they would be better off killing me.
Because if they did let me go,
I promised to come back one day,
and not only to take my silver,
but to crucify the pirates one by one.
And that's exactly what I did.
You saying I should kill you?
You should believe me when I make a promise.
The gold in this satchel...
But I swear by my household gods,
it will cost you your life.
Do we have a location on Mr. Rory?
We followed a trail of petty larceny reports.
He's been holed up on the beach,
running up a room service tab
and a serious collection of STDs.
- That's our Mick. - He's been busy.
Locking in on coordinates now.
Is the go-team ready?
Locked and loaded, sir.
Opening a portal.
You broke my nose.
Out of my way!
- Our team is under attack. - Definitely Rory.
Alpha team, do you have eyes on Caesar?
He's got the target.
What do you want us to do, Command?
Get the hell out of there before Mr. Rory causes any more mayhem.
Roger that. Initiating extraction.
Get off me, you damn missionaries!
Get the hell off me, dude.
This is Julius Caesar?
Dude, my dad's a lawyer.
I'm going to totally sue all of your asses.
What is this place?
An institution you will never step foot in again, Mr. Rory.
Get them out of here!
Rip, look. I'm sorry.
- I thought that this-- - The Legends would change?
Since when do we need to change?
When you left our team,
you said you had nothing left to teach me.
Yes, well, unfortunately all of history suddenly came unglued
moments after I'd uttered those words.
Look, I miss the good old days too, Sara.
But times have changed.
Yeah, and you don't think you need us anymore.
This is our mess. You have to let us fix it.
Using your team to fix anything...
is like doing brain surgery with a chainsaw.
You can't leave yet.
Not without parking validation.
Son of a bitch stole my money.
This is a genuine Roman aureus.
This is first century B.C.
That means Rory really saw Julius Caesar.
We've got to tell Rip that he's got the wrong guy.
Yeah, like he'll listen to us.
We've got to grab Caesar ourselves.
And prove to Rip that we got the right stuff.
Exit's this way.
Our ship's this way.
We're gonna steal the Waverider?
We're gonna fix our mistakes.