Delta Nu Phi sucks!
Can we not agree they all suck?
Let's shut this toga party down
before things really get out of hand.
It can make the Anachronism worse.
Right, be the scalpel.
Because I saw in you...
I've got an idea.
Come on, man, are you really trying to hook up now?
No, I'm creating a dating profile
on our new Upswipz app.
Gideon, I need you to hit
every phone on the beach with a match.
"Exotic beauty looking for
casual sex with young frat stud?"
- That might work. - Yeah.
Now all I need is a profile picture.
I believe I've got that covered.
Death... or glory!
好了 凯撒 派对结束了
All right, JC. Party's over.
You're coming with us.
I'd rather fall on my sword
than surrender it to a woman.
Well, then today is your lucky day.
Uh, shouldn't we help her?
It's him I'm worried about.
Yep, I'd say our work here is done.
And to quote the great conqueror himself,
"We came, we saw--"
We kicked Caesar's ass!
- Suckers. - Nice work.
I'd have done it faster.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did that hurt?
He broke my nose.
My best feature.
Still... we have to get him back to his time in one piece.
Or he doesn't go on to conquer the world
and help create the greatest empire history has ever known.
We need to get moving.
It's not gonna take Rip long
to track down a stolen time ship.
Quite so, Ms. Lance.
It appears that you've captured the real Julius Caesar.
Now, if you'll just return him to us,
we'll be happy to handle his reinsertion back into history.
You don't think we can handle it?
It's not that.
Maybe it is that.
But the fact remains
that you have hijacked our property.
And if you would return it to us
along with our anachronistic guest,
all will be forgiven.
I trust you'll use your best judgment.
Does he not know this team?
Shouldn't we entrust Caesar's return
to people who do that sort of thing professionally?
I thought this was our chance to prove
that we were professional... ish.
Your call, Captain.
plot a course for the Time Bureau.
I'm afraid that won't be possible
without additional repairs.
Et tu, Sara?
I'm using my best judgment.
You know, I've taken these engines apart so many times,
feels like this ship is a part of me.
It is a part of you
that you can take on whatever adventure life offers you next.
What adventure could be better than this one?
I mean, I got to be a superhero who traveled through time,
Yes, I know.
Look, I know you want to do the whole granddad thing.
Smoke a pipe by the fire, but...
I got a whole lot of life left,
and I have no idea how to fill it.
Jefferson, you are, hands down,
最有天赋 最能干 最努力的年轻人
the most gifted, capable, driven young man I've ever known.
You can do anything you want to do.
Well, that's all well and good,
but what I want to do is be half of a nuclear-powered superhero.
And I can't do that if you don't want to.
Have you come to gloat?
Or to grant me the mercy of taking my own life?
Getting beaten by a woman bothers you that much?
If your intention is neither boasting nor mercy,
to what do I owe the honor of this visit?
You doubt your present course of action
and seem to believe that Caesar holds the key to resolving it.
There's nothing to resolve.
My course of action isn't up to me.
So you believe your future lies in the hands of the Three Fates?
It lies in the hands of a group called the Time Bureau.
And if I go against them now, they'll take my ship.
And if I screw this up, then I lose everything.
And that's all you're willing to wager for greatness?
Pompey said he would have my head
for going against the Senate...
But when I lead my army across the Rubicon,
Rome will welcome me as a god.
Well, I wish I shared your confidence.
It cost me eight years and countless centurions
to conquer Gaul.
But with an Amazonian queen like you by my side,
I could make short work of the rest of the world.
Conquering the world does sound nice...
But I don't need you to do it.
Ship's fixed, Cap.
Fixed enough to get us back to the Time Bureau?
How about ancient Rome?
Only one way to find out.
According to Gideon, Caesar disappeared
the night before his famous march on Rome.
Yeah, no crossing the Rubicon means no civil war.