Although he is erroneously credited with the phrase
"There's a sucker born every minute,"
in truth, Mr. Barnum would have never belittled paying customers.
We're bringing the circus to the circus.
This is a classic slice of Americana.
The air is thick with the smell of popcorn, candy, and wonder.
If I see a clown, I'm outta here.
What? You afraid of clowns?
just don't like their stupid faces and funny shoes and...
All right, guys.
If you were an anachronism hiding in the circus,
where would you be?
How 'bout in there?
King Tut's tomb? No way.
No way indeed.
They covered it in flour to make it look old.
Mr. Rory would make a far more convincing Cro-Magnon.
Marty, you can't look behind the curtain.
- Spoils the fun. - Fun?
Tricks and humbug are all I see,
and these uneducated rubes come here in droves,
begging to be fooled.
No. People want to live in a world where anything's possible.
They wanna be amazed.
是 这里如此震惊 我们却在浪费时间
Yes, and amazing as this is, we're wasting time.
Let's split up.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Welcome, one and all,
to the Best Show On Earth!
That is a working title.
My roving show of wonders
has the most remarkable of oddities
in store for you today.
Is it beautiful?
The very definition.
Is it deadly?
It can take your head from your shoulders in a single bite.
What makes this creature such a marvel
is that it has been extinct
for the last 10,000 years.
Are you guys hearing this?
Could be our anachronism.
-或是另一个骗术 -查看下 以防万一
- Or another humbug. - Check it out, just to be safe.
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity could be yours,
for only a nickel.
Yo, what's that smell?
Where there's poop...
There's a prize.
Check it out.
Well, do we have to?
This is definitely feline feces,
but unlike any I've ever seen.
You've studied a lot of poop, big guy?
As an Eagle Scout, I can interpret 175 different droppings.
The color and viscosity
indicate a carnivorous diet,
but this movement took a long time to pass.
The meat looks like it was tough,
like a rhinoceros or elephant hide.
I speak of a creature that comes to you
from the distant past!
I know what our anachronism is.
Contain it, quick.
We can't let these people see the anachronism.
We don't want this to get any worse.
may I present to you...
the saber-toothed tiger!
Did I mention that... I'm allergic to cats?
Please tell me you brought your shrink ray.
- Ray... - Shrinking a vase is very different
from shrinking an extinct tiger.
懂吗 我得考虑速度 寿命
Okay? I have to account for speed, lifespan,
gender...you think it's a male or female?
I think it's awake.
Ray, shoot it!
- Shoot it! - A few more adjustments...
Are you guys okay?
I heard a roar.
Looks like our problem got a whole lot bigger.
Let me get this straight.
You three released a giant saber-toothed tiger.
"Release" isn't the word I'd use.
Yeah, more like, uh, "Didn't contain."
Gideon, what's the status of the anachronism?
The anachronism has elevated from level one to level four.
What? How is that even a thing?
We made it worse, that's how.
Okay, so we just get Ray some allergy medicine
and go back out there.
None of us even have experience with animals.
Stay on the ship.
Stay out of trouble.
Where the hell's she going?
赞比西 米昌加省 1942年
How 'bout one final mission
for old times' sake?
I can't go with you, Sara.
Look, I'm not asking you to join back up.
Just one easy mission.
Trapping a giant saber-toothed tiger is easy?
For you. Your powers are the quickest way to handle this.
Look, Amaya, I can't give the Time Bureau
an excuse to take the Waverider again.
I want to help you,
but my life's a little complicated right now.
阿玛雅 阿玛雅 阿玛雅
Amaya, Amaya! Amaya!
Foyinsola, this is Sara.
Hey. What you got there?
I found it in an acacia tree.
You should be asleep, little one.
Now run along to bed,
before I have to summon the ashe of a cobra to scare you!
Normal life. It suits you.