We have switched bodies.
Who knows what else may have shifted?
Merging now could cause a meltdown of insurmountable proportions.
We just-- we just can't afford the risk.
You're the Professor,
and you're Jax.
Must be Tuesday.
What's going on?
Well, we seem to have a bit of a "Freaky Friday" situation.
- I'm Jax. - And I'm Martin.
So this is why we've been summoned?
1937年 好莱坞 加利福尼亚
1937, Hollywood, California.
A beautiful woman mysteriously appeared
and threw the entire film industry into chaos.
She apparently was so beautiful that both Warner Brothers
and K&G Pictures went to war over her,
and it got ugly, fast.
Literal backs were stabbed. People died.
Those Hollywood idiots probably had it coming.
Maybe, but this wasn't supposed to happen,
so we are going to fix it.
It will be a nice, easy mission,
and we'll get our mojo back.
Awesome, maybe now I might actually
get to meet some celebrities.
And how would you even know?
The oldest movie you've ever watched
is some ridiculous farce called Police Academy."
Don't knock the "Academy," Grey.
Doesn't matter because you two are a liability like this,
and you are staying on the ship.
-等下 什么 -太棒了
- Wait, what? - Oh, fantastic.
Gideon, plot a course for Tinseltown.
Paris has gone off to fight Menelaus.
He may die.
How could you live with yourself if you lost him?
That was aces!
Check the gate. Moving on.
All right, everybody.
You heard the man. Got a movie to make.
- Let's go, people! - I got eyes on her.
好吧 记住 我们只是在做侦察
All right, remember, We're doing recon only.
Nobody moves on her.
Let's see what we're dealing with.
What can you tell us?
She's... really, really pretty.
She looks familiar,
like I've seen her somewhere.
I'm sure she's never heard that one before.
The gossip I'm hearing is that this woman is seriously Method.
She hasn't broken character since she got here.
I'm going in.
Maybe I can talk to her.
Negative. Recon only.
I don't want to spook her. She's out of her time.
I am so sorry, miss.
-你没事吧 -没事的 我很好
- Are you all right? - It's nothing. I'm fine.
Hey, watch what you're doing. You almost took her head off.
- Are you okay? - Yes, it's really nothing.
Get lost, you twit.
I asked the lady a question.
She doesn't want to talk to you.
Oh, try stopping me, tough guy.
That escalated quickly.
W-what's going on?
There's only one woman
in history who has this effect on men.
She really is Helen of Troy.
- She's on the move. - Follow her.
What's she doing now?
She's alone now.
She looks upset.
What are we waiting for? Let's grab her.
A kidnapping in broad daylight?
Even we shouldn't be so careless.
Jack--I mean Martin-is right.
We have to wait.
What the hell is going on here?
Well, find her! Now!
Z, you got incoming.
Studio boss is looking for his new face.
Yeah, so is someone else...
My, oh, my...
Now, the rumors I've been hearing could not do you justice.
You really are something special.
The name's Eddie.
-艾迪·罗思伯格 KG影业 -我是海伦
- Eddie Rothberg, K&G Pictures. - I'm Helen.
没错 亲爱的 不要去
That's right, honey. Don't do it.
Someone taught you not to get into cars with strangers, right?
罗思伯格 海伦 等下
Rothberg. Helen! Wait!
停下 罗思伯格 你个混♥蛋♥
Stop! Rothberg, you son of bitch!
I'll kill you myself, you rat bastard!
Did that just happen?
"Paris stole Helen from Menelaus.
And the war began.."
I thought the Helen of Troy story was just a myth.
Well, we've found that myths
tend to have some truth about them--this one more than most.
Helen and her lover, Paris, set off a ten-year war
that launched thousands of ships
and sent tens of thousands of men off to their death,
all in the name of her beauty.
You make it sound like it's her fault.
Man always find a reason to fight.
That's not on her.
- How hot is she? - I mean, she's all right.
She's really hot.
Seems kind of little league, right?
I mean, what's the big deal if this chick
gets to make a bunch of movies?
What's the big deal?
Helen is taking over the classics like an infestation.
What's--what's "Casablanca" without Ingrid Bergman?
The "Philadelphia Story" without Katherine Hepburn?
And now this upstart steals the career-making role of Hedy LaMarr--
my boyhood crush.
Sorry, I'm still adjusting. Look...
I've seen the chaos that she causes with my own eyes.