You wanted to talk, so talk.
You know for someone who died,
you don't appreciate the simple things in life.
Me? I'm a changed man,
which is why I'm trying to do this the civilized way.
- Do what? - Convince you and your friends
to pack up and ship out.
You want Helen to stay.
What can I say?
Anachronisms are good for business.
- You wield the Water Totem. - In a matter of speaking.
The totem is now part of me.
And you've perverted it.
Totem bearers must protect the innocent,
not use it for selfish gain.
You dare lecture me on selfishness?
You're the one who's turned her back on her own people
in favor of these bungling idiots.
You know nothing about me.
You really do look lovely.
That color always suited you.
- So are you an actor? - Yes, um...
Well, maybe. My name's Ray.
- And-- - Haircut!
It's time to leave.
Didn't you hear us on the comms?
No, my--my comms aren't working.
Um, just ignore them. They're being rude.
Let's get back to our private conversation.
What are you doing?
Get your mitts off me!
Unhand the lady!
Are you all right?
I am now.
Here I was, thinking I was going to have to convince you
what a mess your team makes these things
and that you'd all be better off
if you just went back to your old lives--
which brings me to my offer.
I will let you all walk...
unharmed, if you all leave now
and go back to 2017.
I will kill your merry band of idiots one-by-one,
saving you for last.
And then you will die knowing you could have saved them all
if you'd only made the right choice.
- What were you guys thinking? - They weren't.
Like every man in the room,
they were just captivated by Helen.
Okay, in our defense, she was very, very, very...
Yeah, I was just admiring her personality.
So you jackasses decided to impress her by having a fight?
Wha-- Mick started it.
All right, enough finger pointing.
We need to focus on the real issue here.
等等 达克在 你们还能活着回来
Wait, Darhk was there, and you're still alive?
He didn't want to fight. He wanted to talk.
And he made us an "Offer."
We stop doing what we're doing.
No more Waverider. No more fixing Anachronisms.
Wait, what does Darhk care if we fix Anachronisms or not?
I don't know. We didn't have time to get into his evil agenda.
Well, we've seen what Darhk can do.
Can we even fight him?
Yeah, especially now that he's walking
with the time caddy and the water witch.
She's not a witch.
Her name is Kuasa.
And she possesses one of the lost totems of Zambesi.
Darhk massacred those Time Bureau agents
in Victorian London without even batting an eyelid.
What if we can't take them?
This might be our best offer.
You don't offer a deal unless you want something in return.
Besides, if he lets us walk,
he's just going to take us out one by one.
That's right. We're stronger together.
We know that. Darhk knows that.
All right. Let's get Helen on the ship.
After that party, you three are grounded.
And I need you and the professor
to figure out why our comms aren't working.
You mean me and the professor?
Um, I just wanted to wish you guys,
uh, good luck out there.
Not too shabby.
As far as prisons go.
It's the same security detail from the party.
I guess Helen's still inside.
You really think they'll fall for this stunt?
Have men gotten smarter in the past few thousand years?
Dude, this is impossible.
I can barely get my hands inside this console,
let alone handle the wiring.
How am I supposed to fix something
if my fingers don't work?
It's called arthritis.
And just so you know,
I don't enjoy being inside you
any more than you enjoy being inside me.
What did I--
Don't be so puerile.
Come on, Grey!
Don't pretend like you weren't
having the time of your life at that party.
I don't catch your meaning.
Let's just say I can tell if you weren't married,
you and Ms. LaMarr
would be doing the nasty in the past-y.
Nasty in the--
I'll have you know
that Ms. LaMarr is my hall pass.
Clarissa gave you a freebie?
It was her idea.
Something to spice up our marriage.
她选了尚·克劳德·范·戴姆She picked Jean-Claude Van Damme,