I know where the Earth Totem is,
or, more precisely, when:
1717, Saint Lisette.
St. Lisette? Sister ship of La Concorde?
Get to the point, pretty.
La Concorde was boarded by pirates,
and later named Queen Anne's Revenge.
It's Blackbeard the Pirate's ship.
So, Blackbeard has the Earth Totem.
Well, let's steal it.
各位 等下 莎拉在约会
No, guys, hold on, Sara's on a date.
We should probably avoid messing with history
while she's still on appetizers?
But... think how happy she'd be if we had the Earth Totem by dessert.
At this juncture, the responsible thing to do
would be to consult Captain Lance.
Who would tell us we can't risk the Darhks getting another totem.
All those in favor of setting a course to 1717...
- Aye. - Aye!
- Aye. - Argh!
How are we supposed to find Blackbeard in this rabble?
Well, we could ask a pirate nicely.
友善 等下 海盗们很怕黑胡子
Nicely? Wait, pirates are terrified of Blackbeard.
They're not gonna just offer up some--
So, you're looking for Blackbeard?
How do I know you's not spies for the Royal Navy?
Because we wanna join Blackbeard's crew, you germ.
it's rather a lovely place you've traveled to, Mr. West.
How'd you find me?
By tracking the geolocation of your MP3 player.
Your playlist consists of a rather amazing number of repetitions
of George Michael's "Careless Whisper."
Jesse loved that song.
I assume that your recent heartbreak
is the reason for your spiritual quest.
However, with the fate of the world at stake,
I--I'm afraid that you can no longer sit idly by.
Well, I--I'm sorry, my friend,
but my days of "Fwathooming" are over.
Right now, I'm living my life one quarter-mile at a time.
Was that a Buddhist koan?
Dom Toretto, "The Fast and the Furious."
Aren't you BFFs with the Legends?
I'm sure my boy, Nate, can help you out.
Uh, it seems that my days of Legending are over.
Alas, you're quite secure in your decision to slow things down?
Well, the last time I was this far east was in the Opium Wars.
It'd be a shame to waste a trip.
Fancy a drink?
Another flagon of ale!
So, this is where Blackbeard hangs out.
- Classy. - Yep.
Line 'em up.
I said what's up.
Fine, you're an unbiased listener.
I want to change my granddaughter Kuasa's past,
and, well, improve her future.
- So, do it. - It's not that simple.
What if I inadvertently change my other granddaughter's destiny?
So, don't do it.
And then there's Nate.
I still have to go back to 1942 and marry someone else,
so that Kuasa and Mari are even born.
We can never end up together.
I feel paralyzed.
Every step I take,
it feels like it could just have disastrous consequences.
Take a look around.
Do you think these people give a damn about consequences?
Take the night off.
A true pirate doesn't live for tomorrow.
They only live for the moment.
but I don't know the first thing about acting like a pirate.
It was just Laurel and I.
I was always the rebel,
and she was always the good one.
Why do you look like you already know this?
What'd, you Google me?
No. I may have read your file...
back when you were a fugitive from the bureau.
And, look, I know that sounds stalkery,
but in my defense, I did not see this coming.
Well, what do you wanna know?
Okay. You always seem so composed and cool,
but you can't be all cool all the time.
What's the most embarrassed you've ever been?
That's an easy one:
first time I ever had a weapon in my hand.
- Lian Yu? - Nope...
Starling City Elementary.
I was Peter Pan in the school play.
I got up on stage in the first scene,
and I just totally froze.
I couldn't remember any of my lines.
It was like my mind just went blank.
What'd you do?
Well, I broke out into a tap dance, of course,
and then I ran off stage crying.
You can dance?
Go ahead. You can check it.
I--I'm sure it's nothing, but just...
-是语♥音♥留言 我就听一下 -没事
- It's a voicemail. I'm just gonna listen. - It's okay.
It wasn't my idea,
but the team has taken the Waverider on a joyride to the Bahamas 1717,
in a futile attempt to locate the missing Earth Totem.
Just thought you should know.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, totally fine. Normal, in fact.
Captain wants to see you.
-天 莎拉来了 -不是那个 你个蠢货
- Ah, man, Sara's here? - Not that one, you dumbass.
I'm talking about the most fearsome pirate queen to sail the Seven Seas:
The Dread Pirate Jiwe.
- She needs to loosen up. - Yeah.
I heard she once cut out a man's tongue
for not obeying her orders.
Yeah...and she still carries it to this day.
I never heard of no lady pirate.
That's because dead men tell no tales.
They say she lost her ship to a Kraken,
and in retribution,
she hunted down the monster's wee bairn