If rock never makes it out of Memphis,
then none of these things exist.
Your pet rat's namesake, electric guitar.
-你的发胶 -我没用发胶 沃利
- Your hair gel. - It's not hair gel, Wally.
It's Royal Crown pomade.
- It's the same product used by- - Elvis Presley.
See, she knows what I'm talking about.
不是 蠢货 你看
No, dodo. Look.
"While the population fled in hysterics,
"one person was left standing in the aftermath,
a local teen named Elvis Presley."
Don't tell me they messed with the King.
Whatever he saw drove him crazy.
He was taken to the Bolivar State Hospital.
Treated for insanity.
If Memphis is abandoned in '54,
then rock doesn't hit the mainstream,
which means there's no Howlin' Ray,
no Little Richard--
The Elvis sandwich-peanut butter and banana fried in greasy bacon fat.
The man was a visionary.
But if it didn't show up on the anachronism map, then--
The only people evil enough to wanna kill rock and roll.
Oh, and I bet you that sick bastard likes ska.
All right, let's go check this out.
We need to find Elvis before panic sets in.
Elvis Presley's uncle preached at the Church of Zion every Sunday.
The boy never missed a service.
You heard the lady.
What? Why are you staring at me?
I dunno, waiting for you to do the thing you do.
You know, you usually send us into the field with a little more pizzazz.
好吧 传奇们 穿上你的礼拜服
All right, Legends, put on your Sunday best,
because we are going to church.
That was pretty good.
*Jesus loves me He will stay*
*Close beside me all the way*
*Thou hast bled and died for me*
Well, this is uncomfortable,
and I'm not just talking about my dress.
Yeah, I guess these people didn't get the whole "Love thy neighbor" talk.
-嘘 -嘘你自己去 女士
- Shh! - Shush yourself, lady.
Have you heard your singing voice?
Just keep Mick away from the collection tray.
And the communion wafers.
That's not bread.
There's a sickness coming over this town.
I see it in the school yard as I pass in the morning.
And to my horror,
I see it in this very church on Sundays.
It infects the mind. It drives people crazy.
Maybe the righteous reverend is on to something.
They call it rock and roll.
I call it the devil's music.
Nevermind, he has no idea what he's talking about.
现在 我想请出我的侄子 埃尔维斯
Now, I would like to invite my nephew, Elvis,
to play for us and encourage you all
to attend our first annual Heavenly Night of Hymns.
Remember what we talked about, son.
Keep it godly.
Can you believe this?
The first show we see together is Elvis live.
You're not the only one who's excited.
This one's called...
"Onward, Christian Soldiers."
*Onward Christian soldiers*
*Marching as to war*
So this is rock and roll?
I mean, it's no Benny Goodman, but...
No, we did not come all this way to listen to Elvis play grandma songs.
*Christ the royal master*
就是这样 埃尔维斯 加点料进去
That's it, Elvis. Put a little sauce on it.
He's so cute!
*Forward into battle*
Satan's got ahold of her!
What the hell's going on?
Ugh, my totem. It's reacting to something.
Be gone, Satan!
Well, I think she's talking to us.
Behold what you have seen with your very eyes!
Witnessed in this house of God!
That is the act of Satan!
Yes, it is.
The Elvis sandwich.
I guess Elvis is the King of rock and roll.
One hip shake, and Z loses it.
是啊 可不是嘛 姐妹
Yeah, tell me about it, sister.
I didn't lose control because of Elvis' hips.
Yeah, me, either.
My totem was glowing, and so was Elvis' guitar.
But that means that Elvis is--
Yep. Elvis is a totem bearer.
So Elvis is the bearer of the long lost sixth totem.
Consider me all shook up.
So he has to join the team, right?
- No. - I mean, we can't defeat Mallus
unless we have a full set.
I mean, we could get Gideon to fabricate him a spangly jumpsuit,
and he'll fit right in.
What totem would choose a guitar-toting choir boy as its bearer?
Isn't it obvious?
It's Elvis we're talking about.
- It's gotta be-- - A sandwich totem.
I was gonna say music.
Just imagine what the music totem would do for my upper register.
I could finally give local theater a shot.
That is, after we use it to destroy Mallus.
So we're gonna vanquish a time demon
with our killer harmonies. It's gonna go great.
Every totem is growing stronger in response to Mallus' threat.
What if the preacher was right
and Elvis' music literally drives Memphis insane?
Then we have to get it before that happens.
I got it. Elvis' guitar totem.
So, I'm not the only one who finds that annoying, right?
- So annoying. - Yeah.
Okay, come on. We're good to go, right?
'Cause Elvis hasn't recorded his first single yet.
And without that guitar, he may never record it.