A small island known as Britannia
in the year 507 AD.
See, this is what I'm talking about--
a nice, well-documented piece of history.
Knights in shining armor, damsels in distress,
and best of all, jousts.
Heh, well, jousting didn't appear in England till 1300 AD.
Don't take this away from me.
Just forget about history for once, all right?
We're in the Age of Legend.
Well, remember as Santayana once said.
"Those who cannot remember history
are condemned to repeat it."
Was he a knight? I don't remember his name.
And I was pretty obsessed with Arthurian lore as a kid.
Well, if you were,
you would know that there were not jousts.
agree to disagree.
Are you skipping Medieval Times, as well, Professor?
Yes, I was just catching up on some research.
What'd you do?
Don't say excuse me.
It makes you sound guilty.
I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking--
- What are you doing? - Thieves.
They have a certain smell.
I thought that was just because you didn't bathe.
What'd you steal?
How dare you even suggest--
What did you steal?
Dr. Mid-Nite wouldn't be needing it,
so I figured I'd...
I couldn't resist.
Though I prefer the term "Borrowed."
There's hope for you yet.
Look, all I'm saying is,
the stories you grew up on are just that.
They're stories, all right?
The Medieval world was a time of turmoil.
It was the collapse of Rome,
which led to the collapse of civilization itself.
And don't even get me started on the health and sanitation.
-拜托别说了 -霍乱 白喉
- Yeah, please don't. - Cholera, diphtheria,
uh, typhoid fever, and I'm not even touching skin diseases.
Speaking of which, why did you choose to dress like a leper?
I didn't. This is historically accurate.
You all look like you're going to a Renaissance Fair.
- What is it? - We're being followed.
And by the way, even if I was a leper,
it'd be way less obvious than
a bunch of knights in shining armor.
且慢 我是说 听
Wait--I mean, ho-- I mean--I mean, hark!
Good knight, we intend you no harm.
We are but mere travelers in this land.
Your dialect is way off.
I, Raymond of the Palms, and my band of merry men
and women, humbly request safe passage to Camelot,
and an audience with King Arthur.
Yes, you can see his crest on their shields.
I am Guinevere.
We shall escort you to Camelot...
But your leper must remain outside the castle walls.
I'm not a leper!
Still think this is just a story?
This place shouldn't exist.
There's no need of that here.
We're all equal in the court of Camelot.
That's why I love this guy.
Our paths crossed in the wood
while tracking the Black Knight, Your Grace.
How then are we to know that they're not in league
with that vile rogue?
- Ray? - Your Grace,
I swear we are not your enemies.
We are warriors on a quest, a race against evil.
A great evil haunts my land these many days,
kidnapping my noble Knights of the Round Table.
Therefore, it'll fall on my wisest adviser
to measure the truth of your words.
Oh, please don't say it.
Get ready to fight our way out of here
if Merlin rules against us.
That's Star Girl.
What are you doing in Camelot?
This ship-- it never ceases to amaze me.
Well, speaking of amazing--Merlin?
Just an identity I adopted to fit into this era.
But are you even doing in this era?
Let me guess, it has something to do with the Spear of Destiny.
We found Dr. Mid-Nite in year 3000.
He's dead, Courtney.
We think he was killed because he possessed
a piece of the Spear.
What do you know about the JSA's final mission?
Obsidian told me that the JSA disappeared
after a trip to Leipzig in 1956.
The mission was to recover the Spear of Destiny,
and keep it from falling into enemy hands.
And how was it that you were all scattered throughout time?
We were joined on our mission by someone
who called himself a Time Master.
He said the Spear could alter reality itself--
that it was too powerful for any man or woman to possess,
so we broke it into four separate pieces.
Mr. Hunter took one...
And took the rest of you to three different time periods.
When I arrived in Camelot, it was a middling kingdom.
To help me protect my piece of the Spear,
I fashioned it into the legendary court of King Arthur
and his Knights of the Round Table.
Courtney, I respect your devotion,
but shouldn't you at least tell me
where the fragment is hidden?
别担心 阿玛雅 我保证
Don't worry, Amaya, I promise,
the piece is somewhere very safe.
Your tracking in the woods was excellent.
There's not many people that can get the jump on me like that.
I was a warrior long before I was a queen.
Why does it sound like you preferred that?
Politics is not one of my passions.