I'm seeing motion detectors on the ground floor.
Hardware on the doors looks standard issue.
- I can't see any smoke alarms. - Just stay close.
I saw at least three armed guards on the perimeter.
- What the hell are you-- - I recognize the security system.
My parents had the exact one.
I'll have the access code cracked and security disabled
before you could say breaking and entering.
There. We're in.
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Because you just tapped into a dummy box,
which means those guards are gonna be here--
Quicker than you can say rookie mistake.
-那么 谁想来一发 -我
- So, who wants a hit? - Yeah, man--
I believe you told me you were trying to quit.
Oh, none for you, silver top?
I don't partake in cannabis.
Anymore, that is.
In fact, perhaps you should take it easy.
Ah, it helps me think better.
Yes, but what about the long-term health consequences?
Speaking of which, you might want to lay off the saturated fats.
Too bad detection is at least a decade away.
More like two decades.
But I've worked up a little something.
Science is all about the future, right?
I've developed a prototype particle tracker.
Probably gonna mint me $1,000,000.
A whole million.
Mm, be right back.
I think I've got some chocolate chip cookie dough in the fridge.
I cannot believe that that is you.
Seriously, I had no idea you were ever cool.
I wasn't cool. I was an arrogant little snot.
What are you doing?
Looking for my younger self's particle tracker.
Keep an eye on the door, and when I get back,
stop flirting with me.
You were the one flirting with me.
Look, what's the big deal?
I mean, younger you isn't married yet,
so technically it's not cheating.
This is right when I meet my future wife, Clarissa.
So obviously, we wouldn't want my former self
tempted by a sexy assassin from the future.
Aw, you think I'm sex--
Do not finish that sentence.
Is there a trick to opening the case?
What are you doing?
Let's grab the dagger and let's go.
Raymond, you don't break into a candy store
and steal one gumball.
You guys grab the goodies.
I'll find the safe.
What do you think you're doing?
This is what we came here for.
No, it's what you came here for.
Take your hand off me.
I'm not gonna let you jeopardize another mission.
I'm done asking politely.
This is my mission.
And I'm gonna listen to a guy
Now we're both going to prison.
I remember building this.
It's... it's like dejavu all over again.
Put that down.
Excellent job watching the door.
What are you doing?
Oh, just, uh...
what is this?
Something you shouldn't be fooling around with.
It's very interesting-looking.
How about you cut the crap?
To which crap are you referring?
I hold two PhDs, and I'm working on a third.
I'm a five-time winner of the Carlin Award.
My point being, is I don't believe
either of those kids you're hanging around with
can even spell physics.
You know, I'm beginning to like the younger gray
less and less.
Either you tell me what the hell is going on,
or I'm calling campus police.
I'm not supposed to tell you.
It could cause-- well, trouble.
We're here to interview you for a profile
in next month's Wells Journal?
The Wells only profiles Nobel candidates.
An exception is being made in light of your obvious brilliance.
I know a photograph of this device would make
a spectacular cover if we could just borrow it for a few hours.
Thanks, but that's two years of my life.
I'm not letting you walk away with it.
That was taking too long.
You just knocked me out.
That beautiful brain, struck unconscious.
The only way to shut you up.
What are you doing? We have to go.
I have to make sure I wake up in time
to go to this faculty mixer tonight.
One of the professors is bringing his niece,
AKA my future wife.
What the hell happened?
- It was this idiot's fault. - Your partner's fault.
I told you we shouldn't have brought him.
Agreed, but we got bigger problems.
I need you to find the fuse box and--
Trigger a system default.
This ain't over.
How did you know how to do that?
When I was a kid, my dad brought me along on jobs.
I had little hands.
I could get into tiny spaces,
do whatever he needed me to do,