Or when a telepathic gorilla tried to kill Barack Obama?
You know that I don't.
And that's because we did our job.
The timeline was in complete shambles,
but I'm proud to say that we finally put things
back into its proper place.
So your job is done.
What are all these people still doing here?
See, the timeline is very fragile.
There's always a threat of one kind or another.
Now there's magic.
- Magic? - Yes.
You see, last year, there was a time demon named "Mollus."
是叫马卢斯 但是 我们别...
Mallus, but it--it-- we're not gonna--
And in order to kill him,
the legends broke his prison,
which, surprise, surprise,
released an unknown number of other dangerous magical beings,
all of whom got spat out across the timeline
and now must be hunted down and sent to hell.
- Did I miss anything? - No, actually.
You know, I've had to oversee
some really far-out projects in my career,
but I can't in good conscience have the D.O.D.
pay for a department that fights fairy tales.
Sir, uh, with all due respect,
you cannot shut us down, please.
The damage that these supernatural fugitives
can cause is unfathomable.
Director Sharpe, you seem like a very capable leader.
Now, you say there's magic out there.
And I say that I need proof.
- Well-- - Here's proof.
A unicorn ate my nipple.
I'm shutting this place down.
Gary, put it away!
Have you guys seen Z?
With the witch?
Prudence isn't a witch. Not that witches are bad.
只有普鲁登丝一个人 我刚看了 吉迪恩
Prudence is alone. I just checked. Gideon.
Miss Tomaz gave me explicit instructions
not to tell you that she was leaving the ship.
That can't be good.
Stay with the kid. Don't piss her off.
Where the hell are you, Z?
And, lo, she called upon her master to set her free.
And were it not for these brave men,
she might have succeeded.
before your very eyes...
The mark of the Devil upon her flesh.
It's a birthmark, jerk.
Watch now as I attempt to draw blood
from Satan's brand.
It will not bleed.
The word of God shall be my shield.
The lord has mercy.
The witch--stop her before she destroys us all.
Stop it. She didn't do anything.
Why can't you idiots see what he's doing?
He's convincing you to kill your neighbors
for imaginary crimes.
If you're looking for the real source of evil in this town,
Witch, another witch.
Remove that cursed bauble from her.
What the hell am I doing?
Take her now.
The Devil's hold over these witches
is stronger than we have ever faced.
Hanging them will not suffice.
They must burn.
烧死 烧死 烧死
Burn, burn, burn...
你感觉到了 不是吗 小宝贝
You feel that, don't you, deary?
Something is amiss.
I worry for my mother.
I thought she'd be rescued by now.
It does seem odd.
You were promised by those strange visitors
that she would be saved, were you not?
Curious, then, that they have not delivered.
Shall we see what the delay is?
Can you do that?
I can do anything, sweetkins.
All you must do is ask.
According to the historical record,
Jane Hawthorne was executed as a witch.
That was canon before the fairy godmother
affected the timeline.
We can't change that.
Looks like your new friends lied to you.
They have no intention
of saving your poor, helpless mummy.
Now, what would you have me do about that, my pet?
Ho! Prudence, hold on.
Out of my way, you swine.
Let's show these nasty villagers
what real magic looks like.
Hey, how'd it go out there?
Well, you better start packing your things,
because he just gave the entire Bureau an eviction notice.
Did you tell him about the magical creatures?
说了 他不信 他要证据
Oh, yeah. He's not buying it. He needs proof.
Oh, that is such a Hank thing.
Well, maybe he'll believe you.
Why don't you just tell him the truth?
Nate, it can't go worse than what just happened back there.
Look, I spent my whole life trying to convince Hank
that I made something of myself,
and most of the time, I was faking it, okay?
So he's supposed to suddenly believe I'm a superhero
who fought a unicorn-- come on.
Look, I know it's hard doing good
when it seems like no one notices,
but I have seen the good that you can do, okay?
And that's why I believe that you can help us here,
not because you're Hank's son, but because you--
look at me--
you are a hero, okay?
Now, Gary's seeing him out. We still have time.