Well, we are shorthanded,
so I need you to partner up with John.
Oh, don't worry, dreamboat.
I've had stranger bedfellows than you.
But just so you know, I'm not one to get all
gussied up for a gig, all right?
缅因州 小川营地 1995年
Oh, they may take my coat, but you will never take my--
Nope. And lose the tie.
Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
One time, but it's only for the kids.
Yeah, that's the camp spirit.
Are these outfits really necessary?
-这姑娘 -别这样 吉迪恩依据
- Girl... - Come on. Gideon made us
official Camp Ogawa counselor uniforms
using archival photos so that we could fit in.
What are you guys doing just standing around?
Hi, we are the new camp counselors.
Sorry to show up unannounced.
好吧 小雀斑 我叫宝拉·库珀
Well, Freckles, the name's Paula Cooper.
I'm the director here.
Welcome to Camp Ogawa.
My right-hand man, Chad Stephens,
will show you around.
Get over here.
Chad, you marble cut of prime beef,
give these new counselors the tour.
酷 好了 我们来这边
Cool. All right, hey, let's bounce over this way.
I'll give you the 411 on this place, huh?
What we need are snipers on that ridgeline,
spotters on the ground, and an exfil site
for when we bag the creature.
Not a bad plan, Sharpie.
I'll put a protection spell around my perimeter
to keep out the nasties.
Best offense is a strong defense.
So, as you can see,
Camp Ogawa is a miserable place,
and Paula runs it like a POW camp.
Oh, God, not a '90s "Not" Joke.
It's like comic comfort food.
I'm sorry, I couldn't help but admire your lanyard.
Did you make that yourself?
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Yeah, along with 21 required merit badges,
I also went on to get certification
in nuclear science and dentistry.
Oh, snap. I've got some serious competition
for coolest counselor this summer, huh?
What about you? You got any special skills?
Sorry, it's just so fresh.
It's like, Jackie Chan, you know?
I prefer knives and swords.
Right, yeah. Point taken.
-"剑识了" -接得好 兄弟
- "Point taken." - Good one, bro.
Anyway, let's head over here, all right?
I'm gonna assign you your cabins.
It's gonna be a heck of a summer.
He'll grow on you.
Greetings, members of Newton Cabin
I am Counselor Ray,
and the mysterious gentleman behind you is Counselor John.
Well, today's subject is wilderness survival,
which includes tracking and orienteering.
Well, you will be, okay?
Two words to remember when tracking--
"Displacement" and "Direction."
Now, Counselor John will demonstrate
the kind of inadvertent markers people leave behind
while walking in the woods.
Counselor John is missing already.
See how easy it is to get lost in the woods, gentlemen?
What's up, Franklin Cabin? Whoo!
我们登场啦 我是莎拉 这是艾娃
We are in the house. I am Sara, and this is Ava.
We are your camp counselors.
Now, I was thinking, we need a secret handshake.
Something really cool that only we know.
- Yeah. - So cool.
- What are you doing? - Bonding.
How is that supposed to keep them safe
from what's in the woods?
It allows us to form a meaningful connection
and them to feel like they're part of a team.
They aren't gonna be a part of anything if they're dead.
- Ava. - We can go back to the fun and games
once we catch the creature, yes?
All right, ladies...
change in plan.
Today we're going to celebrate your first day of camp
by using safety and discipline, got it?
现在 当我吹哨子时 你们要跑不是走
Now, when I blow this whistle, you are to run--not walk--
to your respective beds.
But it's still daytime.
It will feel like nighttime when your eyes are closed.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm creating a protective barrier to catch monsters.
- "Monsters"? - Yeah.
You know, the kind that slice your stomach open
and eat your intestines for supper.
Getting those kids to bed was a lot easier than I expected.
You know, I'm really glad I came.
I just feel bad--we're ruining camp for these kids.
It's such an important time.
Well, I didn't realize you were so gung-ho
about this whole camp thing.
I was even Color Captain one year.
Summer after eighth grade.
I really stuck it to Suzy Smith
and the Green Team that year.
- Sounds magical. - It was.
Unfortunately, we're here to stop magic, my love.
Well, with us guarding their cabin
and Constantine's perimeter, at least no Swampy Monster
is getting into this camp tonight.
别慌 莉尼丝 是我
Relax, Lenise. It's just me.
So what do you want to do?
Have you ever kissed anyone before?